The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Onelife** » 17 Jul 2016, 10:21

Woke up a bit stiff this morning.........only another 30 foot of hedging to cut.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Jul 2016, 11:49

Onelife wrote:
Woke up a bit stiff this morning.........only another 30 foot of hedging to cut.

Bet that pleased the wife

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 17 Jul 2016, 11:51

Why? Has she been moaning about the hedge?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Jul 2016, 11:54

Better ask Mrs O, or is that Oooooo

Unread post by **qbman1** » 18 Jul 2016, 10:06

I'm sure she keeps a short length of cane by the side of the bed for just such an occasion

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Jul 2016, 15:33

Never heard of wicker weaving in bed before.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Jul 2016, 15:36

Small swarm of bees on next doors Ceanothus at the moment. Hopefully they'll clear off soon and not divert to our chimney pot. Perhaps we could have a bunny and bee thread.......no, perhaps not.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 18 Jul 2016, 15:45

The Council will know about a little man with a brown paper bag and a funny hat who will come round and take them away !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Jul 2016, 15:57

Rather him than me.

Not our problem.......yet, as they in next doors garden.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 18 Jul 2016, 16:00

Very public-spirited of you !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Jul 2016, 16:03

Too right. I'm not getting stung to death for anyone.

I've informed the neighbour at their place of work and provided a link ofr local collectors, that's enough.

The only spirit I'll be dealing with is a whisky later on when they're gone....or not

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 18 Jul 2016, 19:59

qbman1 wrote:
The Council will know about a little man with a brown paper bag and a funny hat who will come round and take them away !

Does he do bunnies as well?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jul 2016, 10:13

Think I'll have one of my second cousins for lunch today

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Jul 2016, 10:18

Turnips for lunch? Yuk.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jul 2016, 10:35

Not ready - they are being attacked by flea beetle

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jul 2016, 11:45

Currently sitting in the TWOC clinic and drinking for England after having plumbing removed

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Jul 2016, 11:51

I wish I knew what TWOC stood for. Twice weekly on crack?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jul 2016, 11:53

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
I wish I knew what TWOC stood for. Twice weekly on crack?

That's it

Or....Trial Without Catheter.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Jul 2016, 11:56

Gosh. Hope you pass.

See what I did there?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jul 2016, 11:58

Very good Merv. But don't give up Your Saturday job just yet

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Jul 2016, 12:00

Thing is Stephen, I think I'm a wit but I'm only half right

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jul 2016, 12:05

I thought it stands for "The Willy's Often Clogged"

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jul 2016, 12:06

Stephen wrote:
Currently sitting in the TWOC clinic and drinking for England after having plumbing removed

Do they force-feed you Wadworths 6X ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jul 2016, 12:58

qbman1 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Currently sitting in the TWOC clinic and drinking for England after having plumbing removed
Do they force-feed you Wadworths 6X ?

I wish.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jul 2016, 13:00

You should suggest it - makes me wee all night !!

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