The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 10:04

Just had my holiday haircut - now my back and ears itch !!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Dec 2015, 10:51

New aerial fitted
New oven on its way

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 11:06

Arcadia's on the way back - looks a bit lively out there !!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 15 Dec 2015, 11:40

Hope you don't meet Frank and Gertrude on your jollies

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 11:50

Just had two girls from the local commercial radio station round insisting we have a photo with their antler hats! Good legs, so how could I refuse?! They threaten to post it on Twaddle!

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 15 Dec 2015, 13:18

Twaddle eh .... seems apt

ps .... Saga have ' lost ' another passenger, he fell off mid Atlantic apparently.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 13:30

I'd like to invite you all to join me in a celebration to mark my elevation to "Deputy Captain" having passed 5,000 posts (that's a lot of my life I will never get back !!)

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 15 Dec 2015, 13:34

Rumour has it that the Smurfmeister will be changing the thread bands in the New Year - so all you lot will be demoted (he got the idea from P&O Peninsular Club)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 13:42

I'd just like to share some of the lyrics of a favourite Christmas song with you:

"At twelve o'clock on Christmas Eve, she tiptoed up the stairs
She stood beneath the mistletoe and combed her silken hair
Then Santa Claus slipped down the flue and caught her unawares ....."

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Dec 2015, 16:10

After fixing the toilet now my "last forever LED" outside light is bu**ered. Pah!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Dec 2015, 16:21

Second verse.....

"Oh my name is Father Christmas", he informed her as he met her
She said "Good grief, it's seven years since I sent you a letter!"
He said "I can't stand little girls, bigger ones are better!!"

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 17 Dec 2015, 13:43

15 month old car
45, 100 miles
countdown to a new one will start end of Jan

22 Dec 2015, 20:03

Ziggy the cat has just brought me another mouse.

Unread post by **Happydays** » 22 Dec 2015, 23:45

It's raining again......

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Dec 2015, 12:27

Nothing from Cubie for a while. Perhaps they did let him aboard in spite of the rash

Unread post by **Onelife** » 24 Dec 2015, 18:35

Dam washing machine gave up the ghost today......got a new one coming Sunday.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Dec 2015, 18:48

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmas

24 Dec 2015, 23:24

My daughter's cat hid a stash of money (£11.45) under the spare bed. This included a £10 note with moggy teethmarks in it!

Unread post by **towny44** » 24 Dec 2015, 23:32

Has he been yet?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 25 Dec 2015, 00:23

Just tucked into my first Chrisymas mince pie and glass of port

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Dec 2015, 14:02

Happy Easter everyone

Unread post by **Happydays** » 26 Dec 2015, 00:54

I survived Christmas!.........

Unread post by **RB1961** » 26 Dec 2015, 07:03

I'm still full.
Work Sunday.

27 Dec 2015, 21:50

....and it hasn't rained here today. Whoopee.

Unread post by **towny44** » 27 Dec 2015, 23:00

Still quite slow on this thread Merv, I guess talking to oneself is an artform I haven't mastered yet.

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