Current Affairs 2023

[Mervyn and Trish]

She has the ear of the king but wants OL's whole head

[Stephen]

Pickled probably

[Onelife]

As I’ve been saying this Kingy, Queeny thing is steeped in archaic practices especially for those who cross the Monarchy…it won’t be the first time that someone has lost their head while falling off a motorbike….

Btw Stephen, my wife makes the best pickled onions you will ever have tasted

[Mervyn and Trish]

Let's hope she never gets your hands on your onions

[Onelife]

Let's hope she never gets your hands on your onions

I would chop my own head off before that ever happened

[Stephen]

As I’ve been saying this Kingy, Queeny thing is steeped in archaic practices especially for those who cross the Monarchy…it won’t be the first time that someone has lost their head while falling off a motorbike….

Btw Stephen, my wife makes the best pickled onions you will ever have tasted

I assume a large sample jar full is on it's way to me, preferably without your spit on them .

[Ray B]

Stephen has a big chopper OL

[Stephen]

Stephen has a big chopper OL

Don't tease him Ray

[Onelife]

Stephen has a big chopper OL

Just thinking about it makes my eyes water

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm just worried how Ray knows that?

[screwy]

Some questions are best not asked.!

[Manoverboard]

... and if they are only by log burner owners who need tips on kindling

[Onelife]

I'm just worried how Ray knows that?

That was my first thought, perhaps Stephen is a bit of a flasher?

[Mervyn and Trish]

... and if they are only by log burner owners who need tips on kindling

Get some copies of Spare from Oxfam

[Onelife]

... and if they are only by log burner owners who need tips on kindling

Bright spark!

[Stephen]

I'm just worried how Ray knows that?

It had crossed my mind as well.

I don’t remember using public loo’s lately.

[Onelife]

... and if they are only by log burner owners who need tips on kindling

Get some copies of Spare from Oxfam

…and while you are there try and pick some Royal memorabilia…you know how Sir Merv loves collecting things that are fast going out of fashion.

[Onelife]

I'm just worried how Ray knows that?

It had crossed my mind as well.

I don’t remember using public loo’s lately.

Best close your curtains...there's a name for people like Ray

[Stephen]

Probably a distant relative to George Michael

[Onelife]

Probably a distant relative to George Michael

Wham!...he won't live that one down.

[Stephen]

You almost there Keith.

What us Captains have got to decide is whether we welcome you into the club or not. Personally I feel a black ball is on the way. Trashing the monarchy hasn’t helped your cause

[Onelife]

It hasn’t gone unnoticed Stephen but not wishing to revert back to “cabin boy” I thought I’d keep my head down in the hope that David and Mob have something more pleasurable in mind having reached this milestone in my forum career. I wouldn’t be surprised if I get some special privileges over and above that of what you, Foxy and Sir Merv have deserved enjoyed.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Latrine duty gets my vote.

[oldbluefox]

I'll fix you up with a season ticket in the Tower.......cleaning latrines from below.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Does he get a sou'wester?