The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

I like to keep on top of my social media

[qbman1]

Gives Trish a rest anyway

[Mervyn and Trish]

She's gone shopping. I'm supposed to be filling the dishwasher. It's all go here

[qbman1]

If you look like getting into trouble, tell Trish to check with me. I'll tell her we haven't heard from you all morning.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Quite right. My account was hacked

[qbman1]

...by some old feller who looked like your dad ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's the ultimate put down. "You're getting like your dad"

[qbman1]

That's nothing - if I loose too much weight I start to look like my grandfather !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think I went to school with him

[qbman1]

Were you in the Workhouse too then ?

Have to pop off to see how many new best friends I have on Twaddle

[Not so ancient mariner]

The oldest swinger in town?

[qbman1]

It's not that kind of party !

[Stephen]

Were you in the Workhouse too then ?

Have to pop off to see how many new best friends I have on Twaddle

See you in 30 seconds.

[qbman1]

Didn't take that long !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Welcome back blossom

[towny44]

Welcome back blossom

I think there's a joke in there, maybe my sense of humour has wilted.

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's okay bud

[Not so ancient mariner]

Thanks, Petal.

[towny44]

We seem to be getting away from the root of the problem.

[Stephen]

Morning campers. Allot cooler today at Maldon towers, thank goodness.

[Happydays]

Nice day here.

[Stephen]

We seem to be getting away from the root of the problem.

Take leaf out of my book then

[Mervyn and Trish]

There's the seed of an idea there

[Stephen]

Stop planting ideas in my head Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll leaf it then