The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

You could show a movie on that.

[qbman1]

I was going to suggest a few titles but thought better of it !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Kitchen refurb progressing and hedge trimmer repaired. Trish's hair straighteners beyond help however

[qbman1]

Kitchen refurb progressing and hedge trimmer repaired. Trish's hair straighteners beyond help however

Use the hedge trimmers

[Mervyn and Trish]

Excellent plan

[qbman1]

Just don't try the hair straighteners on the hedge

[qbman1]

@moorlandsradio Craft /charity event for Diabetes UK, Caverswall Village hall, Sunday 27th Nov 10-4. Santas Grotto with gift £1 + free entry

Merv - are you going to be Santa ?!

[qbman1]

Yep, that's Merv, isn't it....

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[Mervyn and Trish]

That's me. Exact match

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just don't try the hair straighteners on the hedge

That's how she broke them

[qbman1]

That's me. Exact match

When Trish gets some new hair straighteners, that beard could do with a bit of attention

[Manoverboard]

..... and his belt buckle should surely be in the middle, what a poor example to set to the Leeky children.

[Stephen]

That's me. Exact match

When Trish gets some new hair straighteners, that beard could do with a bit of attention

That's a bit below the belt qb. You know how touchy women can be about their nether regions

[Mervyn and Trish]

..... and his belt buckle should surely be in the middle, what a poor example to set to the Leeky children.

It was in the middle until the elves set on me.

[Stephen]

A problem with elve and safety by the sound of it Merv. Oh deer

[qbman1]

Thinking about a Craft Burger for lunch

[towny44]

You crafty old burger you.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that made with wood chippings and knitting wool?

[qbman1]

Yes, and you have to wear sandals and a woolly hat whilst eating it

[Stephen]

.......in a open straw roofed barn while whistling Dixie

[qbman1]

I couldn't get Oklahoma out of my mind

[qbman1]

Cracking burger, Gromit

[qbman1]

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[Stephen]

Time you were heading back to rat catching duties.

[qbman1]

The plan is to leave them in the traps so the others will eat them and we don't have to dispose of the corpses