The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Nov 2016, 11:25

I thought they were all vegetarians, like the cute bunnies?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 25 Nov 2016, 11:27

qbman1 wrote:
The plan is to leave them in the traps so the others will eat them and we don't have to dispose of the corpses

I did mention that days ago.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2016, 11:36

You see - I listen to you, but to be fair, you did say "sling 'em to one side"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 25 Nov 2016, 12:37

Damn and double damn.

Just tried to buy an iPad mini 2 32GB for Mrs S for Christmas from JL. Black Friday deal, £50 off and 2yrs warranty (was £239 now £189). Stock showing, started buying process, just about to pay and it flags up NO STOCK

So it looks like another new pack of dusters for her this year.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2016, 12:45

Go on, spoil her - get her a new ironing board

Unread post by **Stephen** » 25 Nov 2016, 12:46

qbman1 wrote:
Go on, spoil her - get her a new ironing board

Steady on.....that was last year

Unread post by **qbman1** » 25 Nov 2016, 12:48

I'm right out of ideas then

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Nov 2016, 16:06

Vacuum cleaner?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 25 Nov 2016, 16:50

Only if I can get the French maid attachment to go with it.

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Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Nov 2016, 10:46

She's not French - definitely Latvian, I'd say. You've been had with a cheap foreign import !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Nov 2016, 11:56

That's it, she's going back for a refund......next week

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Nov 2016, 12:05

"One careful lady owner" eh ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Nov 2016, 12:12

And I bet her clock's been tampered with.....many a time

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Nov 2016, 12:16

Another rat met his maker over the weekend

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Nov 2016, 15:45

Just in time for Christmas

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Nov 2016, 16:04

I thought I'd try one stuffed with a mole this year

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 28 Nov 2016, 18:02

Go for the "Three Pest Roast" and shove them both in a bunny

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Nov 2016, 18:25

Nice with fried lice, so I'm told

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Nov 2016, 09:47

I'm having a tantrum - the girls in the office want to put up the Christmas decorations !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Nov 2016, 10:23

Tell'm to pi** off

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Nov 2016, 12:20

Not a good plan. Last time I tried that, I had to do some work myself !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Nov 2016, 16:06

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Nov 2016, 16:22

A Chinaman has just parked his beat-up old van on the footpath right outside our office

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Nov 2016, 16:51

Probably the dog prime beef delivery for the burger bar over the road

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 29 Nov 2016, 17:18

qbman1 wrote:
Not a good plan. Last time I tried that, I had to do some work myself !

Heaven forbid

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