The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

June 1902, that was

[Stephen]

Now now QB, no need to be nasty.........to be exact it was 1901

[Mervyn and Trish]

To be fair Cubie's memory is a bit hazy back then..

[qbman1]

My memory of last Thursday is a bit hazy, to be honest !

[Stephen]

I'm surprised mod plod hasn't reprimanded us yet for staying on topic

[Manoverboard]

' On Topic ' ... surely not, naah, was it really ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

To get us back off track, did Demelza or didn't she?

[Stephen]

To get us back off track, did Demelza or didn't she?

You've lost me Merv. But then I never worked at the BBC

[qbman1]

He's gone all Poldark on us - clearly in touch with his feminine side

Incidentally, that's the first time "work" and "BBC" have been seen in the same sentence

[Manoverboard]

Would you like me to change the Topic Title from ' Children etc ' to ...

" The On Topic or Off Topic ... Topic "

or .... would you much prefer that I left it alone ?

[qbman1]

We'll form a committee to decide

[Mervyn and Trish]

And a focus group

[qbman1]

Followed by a Public Enquiry

[Mervyn and Trish]

And a protest march if we don't like the democratic decision

[qbman1]

Let's have Mrs Krankie as leader

[Stephen]

Let's have Mrs Krankie as leader

......and start a riot

[Mervyn and Trish]

Our slogan should be "Offtoptic means Offtopic".

[towny44]

Offtopic or Ontopic, who cares!

[qbman1]

Not to be confused with orthoptic

[Stephen]

eye eye Cap'n

[towny44]

You do realise that whilst you senior officers are swanning off to all the cocktails parties it's left to me the senior working officer to keep this ship running smoothly?

How on earth do you find the time to do all this posting.

[qbman1]

I'm paid for it !

Now, about this committee on the name change......

[Mervyn and Trish]

We need a committee to elect the committee.

[qbman1]

We should canvas public opinion first

[towny44]

You mean like what P&O do?