Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

That's what it is. Why didn't i think of that.

Just getting onto Pickfords.

[Ray B]

I don't think the left hand know's what the right is doing with weather forecasting for around here. Been forecasting thundery showers for days.

Not a dicky bird as yet apart from the odd light shower that couldn't fill an egg cup.

We have been the same Stephen, other places than us have had more rain in the county and the west of the county has had flooding. Hit and miss.

[Stephen]

I was in Chelmsford this morning Ray. On the way out it was chucking it down. Back home dry as a bone.

As you say hit and miss. We miss it more often than not. Quite often the sky looks threatening but that's about it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I lived in Chelmsford once. It rained then too. Just saying....m

[Stephen]

I lived in Chelmsford once. It rained then too. Just saying....m

What number and road was your air raid shelter.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I lived in Chelmsford once. It rained then too. Just saying....m

What number and road was your air raid shelter.

We just hid in the sewers

[Stephen]

Times up now, move along please.

[Ray B]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Stephen]

Great minds Ray

[Ray B]

I like to think so Stephen.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You two carry on praising each other at the back of the class while I take the lead.

[towny44]

Pardon, who is in the lead?

[Stephen]

or on the lead.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Me, on both counts.

[Stephen]

Here boy....walkies

[Ray B]

Off you go then. I'll just stay here and look after the place.

[Stephen]

Thanks Ray. Can you do a bit of hoovering while I’m out.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Where's my Bonio treat?

[Stephen]

In the six foot trench

[Mervyn and Trish]

Still no sign of whatisname?

[Stephen]

You mean thingymebob

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yeah, him

[Stephen]

No idea. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

I know. But what about thingy?

[Stephen]

When I next see No Idea I’ll ask if he’s heard how whatisname is getting on. If he don’t know, thingy might.