Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Granddaughter arrived yesterday 12.20pm 6lb 2oz.

[Stephen]

Congratulations Ray

[Mervyn and Trish]

Congratulations. Pleased someone is still having proper Imperial kids, none of this Metric nonsense.

[paultheagle]

Congratulations Ray. Happy days

[Ray B]

Thanks lads, now been in Suffolk (the dark side) a week now looking after grandson. Mum and daughter should be released from hospital tomorrow.
It just make you proud when a new baby enters the family.
Still, back down to business, looks like I'm way in the lead loosers.
Hope the last two words didn't infringe David's be nice to each other request.

[towny44]

Congratulations Ray, grandchildren are so special and its wonderful to have a new one to spoil.
Oh incidentally I am not a loser.

[paultheagle]

I ain't a loser either.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nor me

[Ray B]

Well some has to be, for every winner (me) there has to be a loser.

[paultheagle]

Yeah you

[towny44]

But not me.

[Stephen]

Ok, I’ll take the title if it’ll shut you up.

[Ray B]

No problem, just for you Stephen.

[Stephen]

How’s the new ankle biter

[Ray B]

Mum and dad brought Mable home from the hospital today and we've all had a hold of her. Maybe our last grandchild but she is a cutie and how tender and small, soon to grow up. Now mum and dad are home that means we will return back to the Kings county and home.
Anyone got a combine harvester in thier garage I could borrow? The lawn must have put on a spurt after fertilizing it a couple of weeks ago.

[Stephen]

Lovely name.

Love the old names, no the weird names that are used these days.

Combine harvester.....Mmm. Bit of a tall order but leave it with me.

[Ray B]

Have it ready, I'll be back home in Norfolk tomorrow.

[Ray B]

To late, I've cut it.

[Stephen]

Took your time

[paultheagle]

Good morning.

[Stephen]

It wasn't for me.
Just gave the moths an airing and forked out for a new crown . And no, not for the Coronation.

[Ray B]

Oh no, not a new Toupée coming from Amazon

[Mervyn and Trish]

Isn't that a line from Hamlet?

Toupee or not to toupee?

[Stephen]

Oh no, not a new Toupée coming from Amazon

Amazon . Wash you mouth out. I get mine from Arrods.

[Ray B]

It's about 20 years or more since we shopped in Harrods, but then, may have changed now, if you spent over £100 you received a voucher to use the washrooms. I could understand why the spend rule, because there were fragrant soaps and and sprays to use at the basins.
Would last five minutes if the riff raff were allowed in.