The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Blame the rodents

[Mervyn and Trish]

Man the barricades

[Stephen]

Time to dust off the blunderbuss

[towny44]

Time to dust off the blunderbuss

Has Cubie become dust covered?

[qbman1]

Just cobwebs

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's just his work desk

[Stephen]

That's just his work desk

good one Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry for the bad language Stephen!

[Stephen]

QB must be going part time surfing, he treats this forum like a hotel. Turns up whenever he likes.

Perhaps he's got PaddyfitsMurphy and MurphyfitsPaddy contractors round to lay a new path at his allotment

[Mervyn and Trish]

He'll be manning the barricades to stop it getting bulldozed. Probably got the bunnies armed with big sticks to fight off the bailiffs

[Stephen]

Nice morning here now, suns out with a chilly wind. Looked like it was going to be a miserable wet day earlier.

[qbman1]

Had a meeting with the p***ock who runs the allotment site last night - only managed to get rid of him when it got too dark and then we didn't really get anywhere

Still, off to an Evening with Chris Beardshaw tonight - that should be more entertaining

[Stephen]

So, have you had a reprieve or are the bailiffs imminent

[Mervyn and Trish]

We'll find out when Panorama covers the story

[Stephen]

or Crime Watch

[qbman1]

So, have you had a reprieve or are the bailiffs imminent

Still arguing about it !

[Stephen]

If it's the council arguing then you won't be evicted any time soon so I'd get next years crops planted

[qbman1]

It's privately owned by a "Charitable" Trust !

[Manoverboard]

The Parsnip Association ... perchance ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

The Bunny Club?

[qbman1]

Seems more like The Monster Raving Loonies

[Mervyn and Trish]

Are you talking about us again? We could be offended you know....

[towny44]

I suspect most of us don't really know how to do offended!

[Stephen]

Grey but very warm here in Tenerefee. Think ill put in a compo claim.

[qbman1]

You been poking around that volcano again ?