Cheese Granny threatened by Plod

[Dark Knight]

early bird get em all first

[Not so ancient mariner]

The early bird may get the worm - but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

[towny44]

Cheese rolling, worm charming, whatever next?

[Kendhni]

Cheese rolling, worm charming, whatever next?

... getting a job ?????

[Dark Knight]

Morris Dancing?

[qbman1]

That's just what we need - a thread dedicated entirely to rural crafts and traditions. We have a popular pub game in Oxfordshire called Aunt Sally.

Now - we can have another 6 pages talking about that. And, Mo, it's perfectly safe I can't remember the last time anyone bothered A&E as a result

[Dark Knight]

well dressing anyone?

[qbman1]

There's a few good ones HERE for us to spend endless hours discussing

[Dark Knight]

Toe wrestling and shin kicking sound fun on the sports deck during sea days
Gurning can be seen most days around the ship, normally done by people making complaints

[qbman1]

There's a fair bit of shin kicking going on when some people want to walk around the sun deck whilst the highly competitive daily shuffleboard tournament is in progress !

[Dark Knight]

is the wife carrying done late at night after a few too many cocktails?

[qbman1]

No, I think you're getting muddled - that's someone else's wife.....

[Susan Watt]

Apparently falling out of bed injures 20,000 people a year. Should we do away with beds and sleep on the floor just in case?

[david63]

Apparently falling out of bed injures 20,000 people a year. Should we do away with beds and sleep on the floor just in case?

Too much information

[qbman1]

Leave her alone - Susan obviously has a very large bed !

[Manoverboard]

Apparently falling out of bed injures 20,000 people a year. Should we do away with beds and sleep on the floor just in case?

I can vouch for one

' One's ' visitor did just that, broke her ankle and had to be flown back to Canada from Stockholm after just a few days on her Baltic cruise ... lesson being ... do not cruise with Celebrity, they bring you bad luck.

[HK phooey]

I'm not sure I want to be involved with a forum that has 7 pages of replies on a thread entitled 'Cheese granny threatened by plod'

[qbman1]

It just illustrates the broad and wide-ranging interests and forward thinking of our educated members

[HK phooey]

No Cubie, it just illustrates the bingo hall atmosphere that you bring to these boards

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm not sure I want to be involved with a forum that has 7 pages of replies on a thread entitled 'Cheese granny threatened by plod'

One less for me to wind up on LOTP then...

[Dark Knight]

Dwile Flonking anyone?


and now they all reach for google

[The Tinker]

Guess you will be the jobanowl DK

[qbman1]

You sure that's not the kn*b-a-jowl ?!