The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Who was feeling Bashful

Always had my doubts about Grumpy

[Happydays]

No, but woke up Grumpy

That's no way to talk about my husband!!

[Stephen]

New car now sitting on drive.

[Mervyn and Trish]

If it's just going to sit on the drive you might as well have kept the old one!

[Stephen]

Got both.

Just been reorganising the garage to fit it in. That novelty will soon wear off.

[towny44]

There was a review of a new (Chinese) MG SUV yesterday, it looked very much to be a copy of the Mazda CX3 and it was about 5 grand cheaper, just saying..............

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh dear

[Stephen]

Don't care. It's only money.

[qbman1]

And when you have as much as you do.....!

[Stephen]

Did, you mean

[qbman1]

Mrs S keeping you now then ?

[Stephen]

Yes, and to the standards I have come to expect.

[qbman1]

Low then ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not even that.....

[qbman1]

You don't mean.......

.......moving to 'Uddersfield ?!

[Stephen]

Let's not get silly. Things aren't THAT bad yet

[towny44]

How many premier league teams does Essex posess then Stephen?

[Mervyn and Trish]

It doesn't have too many dark satanic mills either!

[Stephen]

It doesn't have too many dark satanic mills either!

[Stephen]

How many premier league teams does Essex posess then Stephen?

I couldn't tell you John as I have not the slightest interest in football.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I get upset by overuse of the F word too!

[Stephen]

Flippin eck

[towny44]

It doesn't have too many dark satanic mills either!

Neither do we, they have all been cleaned and turned into luxury apartments.

[towny44]

I get upset by overuse of the F word too!

You two sound like typical henpecked softy southern husbands, except Merv you have no excuse since Staffs is not in the South, but they do have a premier league team.

[Stephen]

Cluck cluck.