The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Jan 2016, 15:08

Just made some tea.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Jan 2016, 15:29

Plenty of calendars in the shops but the greedy devils aren't reducing the prices. I mean, who wants to buy a calendar in January ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Jan 2016, 15:45

Has Merv got his new car yet, or is the garage still waiting for the cheque to stop bouncing

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Jan 2016, 15:59

At the risk of being on-topic:

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Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:26

Isn't that soooo unlike one's beige Nissan derivative, the ' Infinity Q40 '

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:33

My left hand is hot and my right one is cold. What does this mean? Do I need a nurse ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:40

Trish has. Went looking for one for me. Found one for her. She collects it next Tuesday. Looks a lot like this

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:43

So you're the missing lotto ticket winner Merv.........MATE

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:51

Merv's new car looks just like the one I posted earlier - just the colour's different !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 28 Jan 2016, 16:55

I hear the winning ticket has been claimed and verified - and it wasn't that old crook with the stone-washed ticket. Apparently, she's due in court next week on unrelated theft and motoring offence charges

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 28 Jan 2016, 17:15

Not mine. Trish's. But she might let me borrow it sometimes.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Jan 2016, 18:46

Hoping I didn't get speeding ticket today. Well, when I say speeding, 36 in a 30....roughly

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 28 Jan 2016, 19:53

That's no way to talk about your wife Cubie.

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 28 Jan 2016, 20:09

I have a spare calendar - unfortunately it has 'psalms' on it. Perhaps it would help Cubie with your conversion to catholisim (or whatever it was!!!)

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Jan 2016, 08:21

Grey, gloomy and windy today. And that's before I go outside.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Jan 2016, 09:06

Psalms ? That would be nice - remind me of the Caribbean with all those gently swaying trees !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Jan 2016, 10:11

The nut house is open for business. No appointment required.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Jan 2016, 10:20

Go to go to our local branch of Lloyds. It was robbed last Saturday - hope they don't recognise me !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Jan 2016, 10:37

Just seen a parcel delivery driver wearing shorts. What planet is he on.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 29 Jan 2016, 11:30

How's Ellen today Cubie? Was it to meet her demands on your purse that you needed to knock over Lloyds?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Jan 2016, 11:34

Stephen wrote:
Just seen a parcel delivery driver wearing shorts. What planet is he on.

Planet Goosepimple I should think !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Jan 2016, 12:11

A police helicopter is currently hovering near our house. I didn't think I was going that fast the other day.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 29 Jan 2016, 12:55

Still feeling a bit run-down and miserable so I'm comfort-eating. Just had a pack of prosciutto, a tub of crayfish in dill mayo, a gooseberry fool and a Lindor egg. I confess to feeling a bit moby d**k now !

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 29 Jan 2016, 14:36

Thought hubby was having some sort of fit just now - turns out he was trying not to sneeze! hahahaha

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Jan 2016, 15:38

The time to worry Tink is when he's trying not to pass wind

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