Hogroast?

Unread post by **wolfie** » 14 Jul 2014, 15:31

Just a load of hogwash

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Jul 2014, 15:41

that would be Hog-roast-wash to be totally accurate

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Unread post by **Onelife** » 14 Jul 2014, 16:24

I'm trying to lose 3lbs this week and the way l'm feeling l could eat a bloody pig head first

Unread post by **Meg 50** » 14 Jul 2014, 16:27

Dark Knight wrote:
that would be Hog-roast-wash to be totally accurate

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Dear Mr PE Dant,

does this mean it is served up with gravy like dishwater?

yours wonderingly

Mrs P Unning

Unread post by **Boris+** » 14 Jul 2014, 16:31

No, it's not a christening - that is quite nicely under control, and organising it is great fun.

No, it's not made up - and no, I'm not paying for it. We're going along so that we can look after our granddaughter and then our daughter and son-in-law can have a lovely time at the same 'do'.

....... and before some bright spark makes a daft comment - no, it's not their wedding, that was years ago.

Em

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 14 Jul 2014, 16:34

Boris+ wrote:
No, it's not a christening - that is quite nicely under control, and organising it is great fun.

No, it's not made up - and no, I'm not paying for it. We're going along so that we can look after our granddaughter and then our daughter and son-in-law can have a lovely time at the same 'do'.

....... and before some bright spark makes a daft comment - no, it's not their wedding, that was years ago.

Em

Bright sparks on this forum are about as common as rocking horse droppings

Ray

Unread post by **jay-ell71** » 14 Jul 2014, 16:40

Well, how funny is that? I was going to suggest that you sent your Daughter and SIL in your place, and you took care of your baby granddaughter because I know you would love to do that. Truly!!! I am not making this up. But they are going anyway. So why don't you look after baby at home. Then everyone would be happy. Wouldn't they? What a perfect solution to a tricky problem.

I don't think baby would be interested in the pork in a bun, in fact she wouldn't be interested in any of it. At the very least you could leave early, before the little piggy makes an appearance. Hows about that?

Unread post by **wolfie** » 14 Jul 2014, 17:12

Dark Knight wrote:
that would be Hog-roast-wash to be totally accurate

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Of course it would, Mr. Knight.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 14 Jul 2014, 17:23

wolfie wrote:
Dark Knight wrote:
that would be Hog-roast-wash to be totally accurate

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Of course it would, Mr. Knight.

Boaring....

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 14 Jul 2014, 17:53

Boaring....

Unread post by **Boris+** » 14 Jul 2014, 18:20

Hi Jay,

I wish - but it just won't happen that way.

I'd love to look after little one for a day or three - but I'm not quite up to that yet.

Em

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 30 Jul 2014, 22:25

How was your hog roast Em?

Unread post by **gfwgfw** » 30 Jul 2014, 22:46

Bleedy Heck

Betty's wild Rabbit Pies are sadly a thing of the past

BUT

a hog roast in the refurbished Zider Shed ...

... with my country yokels was better than an orgazim . . . if my memory serves me right

Luboo all of course I do

The Happy 'Spoons Giant of Cerne Abbas

Unread post by **Boris+** » 31 Jul 2014, 08:15

Haven't done the hogroast thing yet OBF, it's looming on the horizon, but there's still a few weeks to go.

Em

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 31 Jul 2014, 08:34

Is it in Fairford on the 5th of August, Em ?

We had an invite for that one but had to decline

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 31 Jul 2014, 09:03

Is it animal, vegetable or mineral Em?

You've got eight more guesses Mob!!

Unread post by **Boris+** » 31 Jul 2014, 09:11

Hi MoB,

Wish it was Fairford, but the event we like at Fairford has been and gone this year.

Hi OBF -

Is what animal, vegetable or mineral? The hogroast thing is I suppose animal with a hint of vegetable thrown in. I'm just hoping I can 'show my face' and keep happily well in the background and get away with doing my own thing.

Anyone got a thing?

Em

Unread post by **Meg 50** » 31 Jul 2014, 09:41

Boris+ wrote:

I'm just hoping I can 'show my face' and keep happily well in the background and get away with doing my own thing.

Anyone got a thing?

Em

yup, but you said in the previous sentence that you were doing your own!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 31 Jul 2014, 11:38

Boris+ wrote:

Anyone got a thing?

Em

No, but I've got a round tuit.....

Unread post by **Meg 50** » 31 Jul 2014, 11:46

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Boris+ wrote:

Anyone got a thing?

Em

No, but I've got a round tuit.....

I resisted the temptation to say that! Actually, my round tuit is in my OH's office! It's blue, what colour's yours?

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 31 Jul 2014, 11:58

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Boris+ wrote:

Anyone got a thing?

Em

No, but I've got a round tuit.....

We don't want to know!!!!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 31 Jul 2014, 13:00

Meg 50 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
Boris+ wrote:

Anyone got a thing?

Em

No, but I've got a round tuit.....
I resisted the temptation to say that! Actually, my round tuit is in my OH's office! It's blue, what colour's yours?

WhenI had one, it was just a sheet of paper. I did print the verse out onto a silver CD label and affixed it to an old disc, which I then presented to a French guy I used to work with. He spent ages scratching his head trying to work out what it meant and couldn't understand why everyone else was laughing their heads off.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 31 Jul 2014, 13:01

oldbluefox wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
Boris+ wrote:

Anyone got a thing?

Em

No, but I've got a round tuit.....
We don't want to know!!!!

tough - you're gonna find out now!!

Unread post by **Meg 50** » 31 Jul 2014, 14:18

mine's more like this

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 31 Jul 2014, 14:56

There you go, my Foxy friend - your education is now complete!!

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