Cruise Community Nativity

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah, a truly innovative update on the original story. The inclusion of a greedy banker!!!!

[Stephen]

Ah, a truly innovative update on the original story. The inclusion of a greedy banker!!!!

A greedy what!

No need for that sort of language Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm going for gritty reality. Get a few four letter words in and our new nativity play is a dead cert for an Oscar or a Bafta.

[Frank Manning]

Good idea Mervyn,

Star, Baby, Mary, Holy, that will really pack 'em in....not!

There are some 'sinful money changers' in the temple for the sequel.... we could get Fred in that part...he might have spent all his pay offs by then and need the money.

[Silver_Shiney]

Not sure "Fred" was the sort of four-letter word Merv had in mind....

(on the other hand....!)

[Frank Manning]

Monijo wanted to be Mary, so I have offered her Mary Magdalene....I think M is treating that with the contempt it deserved.

[Mervyn and Trish]

These stars can be so temperamental!

[oldbluefox]

Does she realise there's a queue for all the plum parts? It's either Mary Magdalene or the palm tree. What's she like standing still for a couple of hours while Shiney gets his wings sorted out?