Duke Denies All Allegations......

[Stephen]

Be it true or not, let's be realistic, we're talking Royalty here!!

It'll all be denied, hushed up and brushed under the carpet by the powers that be, with the 'so called victim' given a nice pay off and gagging order attached to it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Be it true or not, let's be realistic, we're talking Royalty here!!

It'll all be denied, hushed up and brushed under the carpet by the powers that be, with the 'so called victim' given a nice pay off and gagging order attached to it.

Maybe I should make an allegation too? I could find uses for some hush money.

[Stephen]

Be it true or not, let's be realistic, we're talking Royalty here!!

It'll all be denied, hushed up and brushed under the carpet by the powers that be, with the 'so called victim' given a nice pay off and gagging order attached to it.

Maybe I should make an allegation too? I could find uses for some hush money.

I had sex with Di...............Ooopps, me and my mouth. Bung me several hundred thousand and my lips are sealed. Where have I heard that before

[Mervyn and Trish]

In fairness Stephen if that had emerged in her lifetime I think it would have been Princess Di claiming compo.

[Boris+]

Brilliant!

Em

[Not so ancient mariner]

In fairness Stephen if that had emerged in her lifetime I think it would have been Princess Di claiming compo.

[Stephen]

Did I say Princess Di. No.

It was dirty Irish Di from the dunfeelin

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well you better hope she's dead too or you could still get sued!