Onelife

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Feb 2015, 15:24

Anyone know what has happened to Onelife. Haven't seen the old bu99er on here for ages. Hope he's OK.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Feb 2015, 15:35

Maybe he's training to ride the favourite in the National this year ?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 13 Feb 2015, 15:51

He last logged on during the evening of the 3rd of Feb .... so less ages ago than you thought ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Feb 2015, 15:57

Ten days is a long time in Cruise-land

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 13 Feb 2015, 16:46

I don't think Keefy is cruising this year although that's no reason for him not to join us

I always enjoy his humour so Keefy get off your butt we need a few tips for the National.

I hope he's ok too.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 13 Feb 2015, 17:13

I've told him I'll send the heavies in if we don't hear from him. Actually I threatened him with Stephen but that's near enough.

I too hope he is well.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 14 Feb 2015, 10:43

Hi one and all.......the threat of Stephen paying me a visit would cause me far more distress than dealing with the few health issues l've been dealing with this past couple of months so l thought l better drop you a line to let you know l'm okish. l've had a camera up my bum (messy old business) and awaiting another one down my throat, hopefully not the same one.... in the meantime my doctor has put me on some medication which has eleviated the vomiting which I've been experiencing on a regular basis. Please note l delayed posting this detail until after your breakfast.......all heart me!!

Keep smiling

Kind Regards

Keith

P.s pinchers I've lost 7 lbs this past three weeks

Unread post by **qbman1** » 14 Feb 2015, 11:18

Thanks for all that, chap. Doesn't sound very pleasant but glad you are bearing up and hope they get you sorted soon.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Feb 2015, 11:38

Onelife wrote:
Hi one and all.......the threat of Stephen paying me a visit would cause me far more distress than dealing with the few health issues l've been dealing with this past couple of months so l thought l better drop you a line to let you know l'm okish. l've had a camera up my bum (messy old business) and awaiting another one down my throat, hopefully not the same one.... in the meantime my doctor has put me on some medication which has eleviated the vomiting which I've been experiencing on a regular basis. Please note l delayed posting this detail until after your breakfast.......all heart me!!

Keep smiling

Kind Regards

Keith

P.s pinchers I've lost 7 lbs this past three weeks

That's what happens when you keep hanging around outside the 'Blue Oyster' club

Hope you get sorted out and are feeling better soon mate

Unread post by **gfwgfw** » 14 Feb 2015, 12:08

So sorry to learn things are not so good health wise

Please keep all your fans updated and all the very best

Luboo

Graham

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 14 Feb 2015, 12:20

Hi OL,

What sort of ' bum ' camera was it then, not a Kodak Brownie I trust

One's fingers are deffo crossed that they find nothing sinister and that you get well very soon.

ps ... I also hope that you are presently on ' light duties ' ?

Unread post by **Kenmo1** » 14 Feb 2015, 14:57

Not the best way to lose weight, Keefy. Hope you get better soon, we miss your wonderful sense of humour.

Maureen

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 Feb 2015, 15:06

Kenmo1 wrote:
we miss your wonderful sense of humour. Maureen

No we don't

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 14 Feb 2015, 15:28

Good to hear from you Keefy. Hope you get good news from your tests and you make a quick recovery.

Hope you weren't expecting too much sympathy!!!

Unread post by **david63** » 14 Feb 2015, 16:06

Sounds as if now is the right time to return all the dodgy Keefy chocolates

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 14 Feb 2015, 16:25

Keefy, a big box of chocs winging their way to you ( in date

)

Take care xxx

Unread post by **Gill W** » 14 Feb 2015, 23:13

Hope you get sorted out soon.

Best wishes

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Feb 2015, 10:16

Ah thank you......all

Just in case any of you are thinking along the same lines as Stephen (Blue Oyster Club) l can assure you that l''m not suffering from anything sexualy transmitted. Btw Stephen, please stop pestering me to go along with you to your favorite club....

Just to put you in the picture l've been taking anti-inflamotory tablets for years now (due to a back condition) and because of this my doctor thinks l may have developed a gastric ulcer....anyhow l'll be finding out if this is the case when l have the camera down ....say cheese!

I've been on some new medicaton this past few days and l'm pleased to say.... this morning lm feeling a little better.....

Y all take care

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Frank Manning** » 15 Feb 2015, 10:29

Yes chin up Onelife we are all on your side!! Health tests are a worry, we hope it all turns out OK.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Feb 2015, 14:54

Onelife wrote:
Ah thank you......all

Just in case any of you are thinking along the same lines as Stephen (Blue Oyster Club) l can assure you that l''m not suffering from anything sexualy transmitted. Btw Stephen, please stop pestering me to go along with you to your favorite club....

Just to put you in the picture l've been taking anti-inflamotory tablets for years now (due to a back condition) and because of this my doctor thinks l may have developed a gastric ulcer....anyhow l'll be finding out if this is the case when l have the camera down ....say cheese!

I've been on some new medicaton this past few days and l'm pleased to say.... this morning lm feeling a little better.....

Y all take care

Regards

Keith

I was thinking along the lines that you might have an ulcer.

I would have thought they might have used one of those camera capsules that you swallow that takes loads of pictures as it goes through your whole system. Much less invasive than what you are having I would have thought. But no doubt it boils down to cost and dependant on what area of the country you live in. And as you live in a rough area with a health budget of 50p I'm afraid it's the asprin sedative with dyno-rod and torch option for you mate

I'll be interested to know how it goes with the camera down the throat. That is one test I haven't yet needed (fingers crossed) and the one I dread. The thought of it sends a shiver through me.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Feb 2015, 20:55

Hi Stephen,

This will be my third gastoscopy and have up till now tolorated the procedure pretty well. I think its a case of mentally prepairing yourself and going with it instead of getting all up tight about it..Not the most pleasant experiance l grant you but we are built preety strong in the Midlands even though some have been known to 'squeak, squeak' a bit. Btw... you are right, the NHS buget is pretty tight round this neck of the woods so if you can spare a metre of hose pipe l'm sure it would be appreciated.

Must dash... l've got a months load of ironing to plough through...squeak squeak!

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 15 Feb 2015, 21:37

I can personally vouch for the fact that Keefy hasn't been seen at the Blue Oyster Club for, well, days.

Hope it all goes well Keefy. If you want to borrow my jet washer, just you say the word

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