Where should you live

[Stephen]

Hi Stephen.......not sure if its just my device (samsung tablet) but everytime l try your latest link it keeps freezing up my tablet?

Change your tablets then.

[Onelife]

Bugger off if you can't be more helpful than that.......besides, if l had achieved getting your link up it might have suggested living somewhere near you....which then would have required me having to find a cliff to jump off.

[Onelife]

Hi Stephen.......not sure if its just my device (samsung tablet) but everytime l try your latest link it keeps freezing up my tablet?

North Pole for you then, Keefy

Thinking about it Menace....the North Pole would sound very attractive if you had Stephen as your nearest neighbour....please tell him l said that

[Stephen]

bug*er off if you can't be more helpful than that.......besides, if l had achieved getting your link up it might have suggested living somewhere near you....which then would have required me having to find a cliff to jump off.

I hear Cliff Richard has been asking after you

[Raybosailor]

Stephen why did you put this link on here mate ?, my wife is giving me CPR at this moment. I tried it and put honest details in but my blood pressure went up over the scale when the results came back.
Best Place for me Fylde .....................I hate that area
Worst Place Eilean Siar.......................Not heard of the place but it sounds heaven to me
Best Near you Derby...........................What the #### the only decent road there is the Brian Clough Way (A52) coming back to Nottingham.
The only near accurate part was that I should get 81% life satisfaction living in Nottingham and here I will die.
Unlike you Stephen I always feel better when I am North of Milton Keynes and make sure I turn right at Junction 25 off the M1.
Off to take my blood pressure tablets, have a good day.

[Stephen]

I like to bring a little joy into peoples lives Ray if I can

[Not so ancient mariner]

Just had a go at this. My best place was Cambridgeshire - though only a couple of points above where I actually live. My worst place was Newham. London - and they're not far wrong about that!

[allatc]

Craven in Yorkshire apparently, or Tewkesbury

[Andrea S]

Stephen , I have just noticed this post and had to read the test which put you in Broxtowe.

Qbman says you should be in Brixton, not Broxtowe. He is correct in as much as many of the residents in that area are resident in such places.

Only consolation is there are 2 other areas possibly worse and I live in between them.!!!

The nice people are certainly outnumbered.

[Mervyn and Trish]

So I got the Ribble Valley - which is a bit of a nuisance cos it's up t'north where it's dark and satanic and pigeons and ferrets live. My worst option was the Outer Hebrides. Well I can agree with that.

But it also says I'm only 67% happy where I do live and that's b####cks.

I mean do I ever seem miserable?

Cock.

p.s. that's my Top Gear training showing. Anyone want a fight?

[Stephen]

Too viscous for my blood Merv

[oldbluefox]

We once came across a chap and his wife down in the Cotswolds. They were a lovely couple. He carried a huge rucksack and she a hatbox! It later transpired that in the rucksack were camp stools, glasses and bottles of wine.
We got talking to them and they told us how much they enjoyed walking. We told them about some of the lovely walks to be had oop North.
In all seriousness they said they would never go up there. It was too dangerous with big holes in the ground and places you could fall off.
I hadn't the heart to contradict them.

[Manoverboard]

We once came across a chap and his wife down in the Cotswolds. They were a lovely couple. He carried a huge rucksack and she a hatbox! It later transpired that in the rucksack were camp stools, glasses and bottles of wine.
We got talking to them and they told us how much they enjoyed walking. We told them about some of the lovely walks to be had oop North.
In all seriousness they said they would never go up there. It was too dangerous with big holes in the ground and places you could fall off.
I hadn't the heart to contradict them.

Was his name Derek .... just a thought.

[oldbluefox]

Wash your mouth out with soap Mobymod!!! But I know where you're coming from.........................
No, he wasn't called Derek. He was very pleasant.

[Stephen]

Wash your mouth out with soap Mobymod!!! But I know where you're coming from.........................
No, he wasn't called Derek. He was very pleasant.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wash your mouth out with soap Mobymod!!! But I know where you're coming from.........................
No, he wasn't called Derek. He was very pleasant.

Where are the Modplods when you need them? Oh, I know, it's Easter sop they're all off duty!

[Manoverboard]

Wash your mouth out with soap Mobymod!!! But I know where you're coming from.........................
No, he wasn't called Derek. He was very pleasant.

Where are the Modplods when you need them? Oh, I know, it's Easter sop they're all off duty!

Dead right, we're all at home eating the very large Easter Eggs that the Smurf didn't get us

[Gill W]

I should be living in Oxford.

I have family history connections to Oxfordshire, so I'm sure I'd feel right at home