The Secret Life Of The Pub

[Stephen]

It's a man thing

[Onelife]

I'm not sure where you're coming from or going on this one Stephen but l would share a pint with you any day

[Stephen]

You obviously didn't see the program the other evening where cameras were placed secretly in a West End pub to see what we the customers talk about.

I'll share a pint with you mate, as long as your buying and I've checked the place for cameras

[Stephen]

Actually, before someone picks me up on it, it was a East End pub.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Actually, before someone picks me up on it, it was a East End pub.

Easy mistake Stephen. Just glad you're not navigator on a cruise ship.

[Onelife]

Whenever me and my mate go to the pub we generally end up perving at all the lovely young girls....

But please don't tell my wife l've said that

[Stephen]

Actually, before someone picks me up on it, it was a East End pub.

Easy mistake Stephen. Just glad you're not navigator on a cruise ship.

Not to worry Merv, I'd use a TomTom.......but perhaps not

[Mervyn and Trish]

You've not worked on Costa have you?

[Stephen]

You've not worked on Costa have you?

Nah, don't like their coffee. Gives you a sinking feeling

[RB1961]

I liked the story of the bucket from the plasterer.
Some odd people about and not all on cruises....

RB

[Stephen]

I liked the story of the bucket from the plasterer.
Some odd people about and not all on cruises....

RB

Those two poncy city slickers looked right out of place in there as well. I'm surprised they didn't get lynched