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“You must keep your husband satisfied in the bedroom department,” she added, “even if you’re absolutely exhausted. Otherwise he will go somewhere else.”

Davina McCall

Really!!

Well l decided to turn this theory around to see how my wife reacted.....putting on my best underwear, aftershave and sexy smile, l asked my wife if l was keeping her happy in the bedroom department....with an excited smile she disappeared only to return a few minutes later with a bloody paint brush in her hand. :cry:


It sounds to me that Davina has a few insecurity issues to deal with if she thinks her husband might look elswhere unless she is prepared to be there at his husbands beck and urge.

So how far are you prepared go to keep your partner happy....l've just started painting the second bedroom :thumbup:

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Ah, when you said that your wife returned a few minutes later with a paint brush in her hand etc, well, I thought that she was going to set up an easel and then do a watercolour depiction of you in your Paddington Bear jim jams :lol: .

ps ... reports do indicate that the majority of problems within a marriage can be traced to the bedroom.
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sounds like the usual Daily Wail, Daily sexist, rubbish. Most probably taken wholly out of context to try to sensationalise a rather dull news day
Oh look , that's exactly what Davina said in reply to it being taken totally out of contect

what a surprise, the Daily Wail printing BS
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a bottle of fizzy stuff....a nice piece of jewellery...and I am all his for 30 mins.... ;)
He bought me two sparkly charms for my pandora bracelet as a thank you for arranging Butlins...and he got an hour... :lol: :lol:

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suespud wrote:
a bottle of fizzy stuff....a nice piece of jewellery...and I am all his for 30 mins.... ;)
He bought me two sparkly charms for my pandora bracelet as a thank you for arranging Butlins...and he got an hour... :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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suespud wrote:
a bottle of fizzy stuff....a nice piece of jewellery...and I am all his for 30 mins.... ;)
He bought me two sparkly charms for my pandora bracelet as a thank you for arranging Butlins...and he got an hour... :lol: :lol:
Right, so, if I understand you correctly ... he's on some sort of a reward system :wave:
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Manoverboard wrote:
suespud wrote:
a bottle of fizzy stuff....a nice piece of jewellery...and I am all his for 30 mins.... ;)
He bought me two sparkly charms for my pandora bracelet as a thank you for arranging Butlins...and he got an hour... :lol: :lol:
Right, so, if I understand you correctly ... he's on some sort of a reward system :wave:
Indeed he is.... He will be scoring big time when we go on our cruise...
And If I get gold in Bonaire.....he will be swinging off the chandeliers in our cabin.... :lol:
I though all women used a reward system....lololol

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I am fair....I buy him choccy buttons now and then.... :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

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suespud wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
suespud wrote:
a bottle of fizzy stuff....a nice piece of jewellery...and I am all his for 30 mins.... ;)
He bought me two sparkly charms for my pandora bracelet as a thank you for arranging Butlins...and he got an hour... :lol: :lol:
Right, so, if I understand you correctly ... he's on some sort of a reward system :wave:
Indeed he is.... He will be scoring big time when we go on our cruise...
And If I get gold in Bonaire.....he will be swinging off the chandeliers in our cabin.... :lol:
I though all women used a reward system....lololol
Indeed we do - or at least I do!
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Considering what Sue's husband has to cough up for a bit of hanky panky I think I should count myself lucky only having to paint three bedrooms :thumbup: :lol:

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Onelife wrote:
Considering what Sue's husband has to cough up for a bit of hanky panky I think I should count myself lucky only having to paint three bedrooms :thumbup: :lol:
If I thought my husband would paint three bedrooms I would do the dance of the seven veils for him :lol:

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ohhh Im sure he would buy them anyway...I just reward him for doing so.... 16 charms since feb..2 pairs of earrings.... a new bathroom...with bling accessories...
He has been well rewarded... :crazy:

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Kenmo1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
Considering what Sue's husband has to cough up for a bit of hanky panky I think I should count myself lucky only having to paint three bedrooms :thumbup:
If I thought my husband would paint three bedrooms I would do the dance of the seven veils for him :lol:

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Hi Maureen,

Yeah, but i had to buy the paint as well :thumbdown: :lol:

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For some strange reason buying the good lady a new washing up cloth and upgrading from Morrisons own brand to Fairy washing up liquid didn't cut the mustard.

Oh well, it'll soon be Christmas, and I'll try my luck again with a designer tea towel.

Bl**dy women, you just can't please them :?

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suespud wrote:
ohhh Im sure he would buy them anyway...I just reward him for doing so.... 16 charms since feb..2 pairs of earrings.... a new bathroom...with bling accessories...
He has been well rewarded... :crazy:
Bl**dy hell Sue, you must be good, or it'd be cheaper for him to flick through yellow pages :lol:

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Stephen wrote:
suespud wrote:
ohhh Im sure he would buy them anyway...I just reward him for doing so.... 16 charms since feb..2 pairs of earrings.... a new bathroom...with bling accessories...
He has been well rewarded... :crazy:
Bl**dy hell Sue, you must be good, or it'd be cheaper for him to flick through yellow pages :lol:
You better believe it.... :oops: ;) :lol:


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It's so refreshing and reassuring to be different - anyway, I love actually doing the decorating.

All I can say is 'vive la difference' - husbands should be spoiled.

Just beating a hasty retreat, looking for the fireproof underwear and a battle bowler (lost the boots and kippers!). 8-)

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Boris+ wrote:
It's so refreshing and reassuring to be different - anyway, I love actually doing the decorating.

All I can say is 'vive la difference' - husbands should be spoiled.

Just beating a hasty retreat, looking for the fireproof underwear and a battle bowler (lost the boots and kippers!). 8-)
Hanky Panky over 30 times since feb..I think my OH is well and truly spoilt rotten... :sarcasm: :lol:

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Wow Sue! You keep count???????!!!!'
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suespud wrote:
Hanky Panky over 30 times since feb..I think my OH is well and truly spoilt rotten... :sarcasm: :lol:
But that's only once every four days else twice at the weekend .... I had thought you'de do a whole lot better than that :lol: :wave:
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Well thats the sober times.....I can remember.... :crazy:
I am nearly 60.....been wed 40 years this year...it has to tail off sometime... :roll:

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I'm losing out big time here. Time I traded in the wife I think ;)

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Am I alone in not being the least interested in Davina McCall's matrimonia arrangements? On a personal note, some years ago I painted and decorated our bedroom, while my OH took the kids to Euro Disney for a few days: - and I think I got the better deal


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:shh: Spoiling a husband has little to do with what some people refer to as 'hanky panky'. :shh:

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Boris+ wrote:
:shh: Spoiling a husband has little to do with what some people refer to as 'hanky panky'. :shh:
Surely that depends on the husband and the wife "spoiling' him........ :moresarcasm:
Its certainly top of my husbands list... :lol: :sarcasm:

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