Useless facts and George Clooney

[Kendhni]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

[Kenmo1]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

I volunteer to stand as close as possible to George Clooney in order to save space on the IOW

[Debbie W]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

I volunteer to stand as close as possible to George Clooney in order to save space on the IOW

Sorry George is already taken and surrounded in a Debbie W blanket

[Romig1]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

I volunteer to stand as close as possible to George Clooney in order to save space on the IOW

Sorry George is already taken and surrounded in a Debbie W blanket

Just seen a news flash in which George Clooney has just suddenly cancelled his forthcoming trip to the UK (which was to include a few days in a B&B in Shanklin). No reasons have been specified, however...

[Debbie W]

That's cos he's coming up North to see me........

[Kenmo1]

That's cos he's coming up North to see me........

Very quick off the mark there Debbie so you can look after him up north - I'll be a graceful loser and snuggle up to David Beckham instead, not quite the same standard but I like his smile.

Rob - it was just the thought of B&B that put George Clooney off - nothing to do with standing extra close to me.

[Dark Knight]

I will stand between Kelly Brook and Lucy Pinder


ahhhhhh

[qbman1]

...and I will make sure I am not standing in front of you then !

[Kendhni]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

I volunteer to stand as close as possible to George Clooney in order to save space on the IOW

Sorry George is already taken and surrounded in a Debbie W blanket

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Jeez you ladies sure know how to kick a guy when he is down ... here I am posing in my best mankini and all you can talk about is George Clooney.

[Manoverboard]

They all want George Clooney but given the loopholes in the small print they could even finish up with George Formby

[Kenmo1]

Just a useless "fact" .. apparently if you gathered everybody in the world together then they could be fitted (in a standing position) onto the Isle of Wight ... not sure HK or MC would be overly happy about it though

I volunteer to stand as close as possible to George Clooney in order to save space on the IOW

Sorry George is already taken and surrounded in a Debbie W blanket

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Jeez you ladies sure know how to kick a guy when he is down ... here I am posing in my best mankini and all you can talk about is George Clooney.

Well there you go Ken, I'm easily persuaded - I'll stand close to you then. Who can resist a man in a mankini. George Clooney and David Beckham eat your heart out - and Debbie, don't think you can pinch Kendhni from me like you did George Clooney.

[Kenmo1]

I logged off for a while and when I log back on George Clooney has got his own topic. Very clever - if that was you, Kendhni, it shows you are a man of many talents even if you do wear a mankini.

[Manoverboard]

It was I ... mais oui ... George and a Worm seemed mutually exclusive

[Kenmo1]

It was I ... mais oui ... George and a Worm seemed mutually exclusive

Well thought out, Manoverboard. George Clooney deserves his own individual topic - far more exciting than discussing worms.

[paultheeagle]

I have often been mistaken for George Clooney.

From behind on a dark foggy night

[HK phooey]

George Clooney and David Beckham squashed up close to me on my little island -heaven! As long as they didn't speak, as David's voice grates a bit and I hate the American drawl

[Boris+]

Is he the bloke in the coffee advert?

George who?

Em

[Onelife]

My daughter has just told me that a Red Sea Cucumber can eject its own intestines (when under threat) then grow more from within its anus.

She's really upset as I told her it's just a useless “fact”

[Dark Knight]

if Barbie were real she would measure
39-29-33

[Onelife]

And Darknightie should know...he blows her up every night

[Dark Knight]

HO HO Captain Toady
care to explain your " muffin the mule " videos ,equine botherer