Well!!! would you believe it

[Ray Scully]

Some won't want to.
http://independent-liverpool.co.uk/blog ... kR4XL_76HR

Ray

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well done Liverpool. It's all changed since they put those fancy nuts on car wheels.....

[qbman1]

Couldn't open it - blog sites are blocked on our system. What's happened ?

[Stephen]

Well done Liverpool. It's all changed since they put those fancy nuts on car wheels.....

You mean the extra reinforced locking ones Merv

[qbman1]

Well, he didn't mean bloody pistachios, now, did he ?!

[Stephen]

Well, he didn't mean bl**dy pistachios, now, did he ?!

Might have meant Walnuts. I'm not a bl**dy mind reader you know.

[qbman1]

Since when have walnuts been "fancy"? Now, if you had said macadamia.....!!

[Stephen]

Since when have walnuts been "fancy"? Now, if you had said macadamia.....!!

Maca who!

[Stephen]

Enough of this drivel. It's lunch time

[qbman1]

Having some nuts ?

[ITWA Travel Writer]

Now I thought all you "Down Soufers" were well informed?

Did you not know that "Mac a Damia" was "Mrs Krankies" spin doctor Stephen!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Since when have walnuts been "fancy"? Now, if you had said macadamia.....!!

Maca who!

Grief - you have surely heard of Liverpool's most famous bass-guitarist?

[qbman1]

Paul Walnut ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

Now I thought all you "Down Soufers" were well informed?

I'll have you know, sir, that those of us who live south of the border are extremely well ejuka ejoo edgewka tawt

[qbman1]

I never had that much interest in foreign politics anyway !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Especially unstable regimes such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and Scotland

[qbman1]

Anyways, I still haven't found out what I am not supposed to believe about Liverpool ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyways, I still haven't found out what I am not supposed to believe about Liverpool ?!

Just the headline tells it all "Liverpool Named One Of The Safest Cities To Live In The UK"

[qbman1]

Who by - some feller with a Kalashnikov ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't you go upsetting Ray. (He may be that man...)

[qbman1]

What - with a Kalashnikov or the one who called it "safe"?

[Stephen]

Safe as houses.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liv ... v-10284340

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/vio ... de-8977271

[qbman1]

It's all relative - there used to be 2 a day, so now it's twice as safe !

[Stephen]

It's all relative - there used to be 2 a day, so now it's twice as safe !

Oh that's ok then, I'll just nip along to the travel agents and book a week.

[qbman1]

I should go for a day at a time in case you get stabbed