The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Isn't it about time we started a new embarkation thread?

[qbman1]

Eye test in 20 minutes

[Mervyn and Trish]

Should have gone to...............................





...........the match on Saturday. Our team did well.

[qbman1]

26 days to go.....

[Jan Rosser]

Waiting for John Lewis to deliver my new tv - may as well do the ironing to pass the time

[qbman1]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

[towny44]

Should we run a poll on how high Cubie might bounce if he fell off a building.


Oops sorry, on topic again.

[qbman1]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Time for a cup of tea and a cake

[qbman1]

Brussels should be good now they have had a touch of frost

[towny44]

Just watching our window cleaner washing the windows, long pole with brush and water hose attachment, no ladders anymore.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Brussels should be good now they have had a touch of frost

[qbman1]

Echoes can be very disconcerting

[towny44]

Old wives tails can be very misleading.

[qbman1]

Sausage with mustard mayo sandwich for lunch today - and still eating home grown tomatoes

[qbman1]

Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...


You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

[Mervyn and Trish]

Printer needs new yellow ink

[Mervyn and Trish]

I didn't ask about his wives

[qbman1]

All Nature mourns, I said; November wild
Hath torn the fairest pages from her book.

Albert Laighton (1829–1887), "In the Woods," c.1859

[RB1961]

My nipples tell me winter has arrived..

[qbman1]

There are times when it is better to keep quiet - and this is one of them !

[Mervyn and Trish]

ON TOPIC Yellow card ......................... again

[qbman1]

I disagree, my last post was nothing do do with nipples - is there a right of appeal

[gfwgfw]

Morning All

[qbman1]

From BBC Weather - "Shortest day is 22 Dec but evenings start getting lighter several days earlier. Alas mornings continue to get darker 'til around New Year"

Not a lot of people know that !!