The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:24

42 DD or an E preffered

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:27

Thought Moby was locking this on 199

201 now !

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:39

I feel a headache coming on - some of the current threads are going to be very contentious and guaranteed to go off topic

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:43

In the absence of the late Merv, can I point out that you have mentioned both "thread" and "topic" in one post so that certainly merit's a yellow card !!

Mind you, so long as DK is around, any thread is going to get contentious !!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:47

why do people think cruising is posh?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:56

There is only 1 McDonalds in Cuba - at Guantanamo Bay !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 15:58

does repetition earn one a yellow card?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:04

What was that game where you had to answer the question before last ?

This is a bit like that as the late Merv says we cannot refer to the previous post but can respond to an earlier one

Anyways, surely no one who cruises really thinks cruising is posh these days but it is a perception of non-cruisers due to the former elitist nature of cruising going back pre-1960 - and probably fuelled to a certain extent by the formal dress codes. I am sure there are a few hairy dockers in 'Ull who have never owned a DJ !!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:06

the American army can erect a fully working Maccie D's in less time than it takes to bomb an oil rich country and introduce them to democracy

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:15

42 DD ? That's not natural !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:16

there are a few hairy women in Ull, that own a donkey jacket

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:21

Got a meeting in High Wycombe first thing. Bet the M40's clogged up again !

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:24

qbman1 wrote:
Thought Moby was locking this on 199

201 now !

I thought about it but decided that in the spirit of Christmas .... sod it.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Dec 2015, 16:26

Mrs C has said she would like a coat made from animal skins for Christmas so I've got her a Donkey Jacket

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Dec 2015, 17:36

Manoverboard wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Thought Moby was locking this on 199

201 now !
I thought about it but decided that in the spirit of Christmas .... sod it.

You know Moby that if you locked it and we couldn't be idiots here we'd just have to go back to being idiots everywhere else. Look on it as a naughty step, so you know where the naughty children are.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 03 Dec 2015, 18:28

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Thought Moby was locking this on 199

201 now !
I thought about it but decided that in the spirit of Christmas .... sod it.
You know Moby that if you locked it and we couldn't be idiots here we'd just have to go back to being idiots everywhere else. Look on it as a naughty step, so you know where the naughty children are.

Don't fret, we know exactly where you are .... every bloody well where

Unread post by **qbman1** » 04 Dec 2015, 12:35

Easy run to Wycombe and back today - now getting stuck into me pork pie (and no, that isn't a euphemism!)

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 04 Dec 2015, 18:59

On t'wireless again this morning. More overtime. Back to normal slot at 7am tomorrow. If setting the alarm for 5.15 am can ever be normal

Unread post by **qbman1** » 07 Dec 2015, 09:18

Had the first brussels from me allotment yesterday

Unread post by **RB1961** » 07 Dec 2015, 11:48

2 chickens...1egg...suspect fowl play.

RB

Unread post by **qbman1** » 07 Dec 2015, 11:59

My thoughts are with the unfortunate people of Gibraltar just now. Stuck between a rock and a hard-up place.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 07 Dec 2015, 16:06

Oxford United are No 64 in tonight's FA Cup draw, BBC2 at 19:00 ....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 07 Dec 2015, 16:18

Must check whether the chip shop is open tonight

Unread post by **Happydays** » 07 Dec 2015, 16:28

Just written my Christmas cards. The hand writing was pretty bad by the last one:)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 07 Dec 2015, 16:34

Just off - I'll be living it up with a fish supper tonight !

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