The Children's Off Topic Thread
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Mervyn and Trish
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What is it with our dog and nicking dusters?
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Onelife
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Miss onelife's Birthday today

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qbman1
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Out to lunch today with our regional branch managers - me and five girlies !!
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Mervyn and Trish
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Just cleaned the car. Didn't know it was silver
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qbman1
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The only way to explain Loose Women to a kid is that they were in a coma for 50 years before being woken by a dangerous cocktail of drugs.
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Dark Knight
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658 miles driven so far this week and it is only bloody tuesday
Nihil Obstat
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qbman1
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A three course lunch is not conducive to carrying out any further work !
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towny44
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Christmas cards written, must remember to buy some stamps.
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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Mervyn and Trish
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Back from the doggie barbers.
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qbman1
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Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system.
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Jan Rosser
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Still not recovered from trip to Post Office to buy stamps 
Janis
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Manoverboard
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There were three red and white removal lorries in the village today ... it was quite moving actually
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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RB1961
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One of my neighbours was mowing their lawn at lunchtime.
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Not so ancient mariner
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It was dark last night though......
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qbman1
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Off to collect my daily free coffee from Mr Waitrose
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Dark Knight
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crap phone, no e mails all day, now got 70 odd of the bloody things all popped up in the last 5 mins
Bill Gates is the antichrist and mobile phones are the spawn of satan
Bill Gates is the antichrist and mobile phones are the spawn of satan
Nihil Obstat
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qbman1
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"If Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree”
Sorry, mistook this for the "Profound" thread !!
Sorry, mistook this for the "Profound" thread !!
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Mervyn and Trish
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Got to get up early on Friday.
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qbman1
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I hate cabbage
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Jan Rosser
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qbman1
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Another day, another free Waitrose coffee
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anniec
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What do Sainsbury's put in their mince pies to make them last until a sell-by date of February 2016?
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The Tinker
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Hmmm - day off - email to say xmas order despatched - do I risk going out or stay in and wait?
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qbman1
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A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
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The Tinker
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My parcel is out in the van for delivery!