Strictly come Dancing

[Mervyn and Trish]

And the you woke up with a damp patch.

Stephen..sorry mate I'm struggling to understand where you are coming from with your dam patch comment? ...I often wake you a little stiff but I've never suffered with any incontinence problems

I assumed it was a reference to spilling the tea.

[Onelife]

And the you woke up with a damp patch.

Stephen..sorry mate I'm struggling to understand where you are coming from with your dam patch comment? ...I often wake you a little stiff but I've never suffered with any incontinence problems

I assumed it was a reference to spilling the tea. [/quote

As did l Sir Merv...but then l've always thought of Stephen as a bit of a tosser

Messy old business.

[Stephen]

Says the man person who has tattoos on his hands in case he forgets his name that read on the left 'Wang' and on the right 'King'

[Stephen]

Go for it boys. You'll have my support (from a distance of course). I'll stand by to console Aliona if you hurt him too much.

You can keep your support Merv. Your need is greater than mine

[Frank Manning]

So her rather provocative dress in the show dance was your last frustrating glimpse of Aliona? Oh dear!! Calm yourselves boys, those memories fade with time, and you'll find yourselves thinking of other things such as;

Why did I go upstairs....why did I go down stairs.....

[Mervyn and Trish]

What I don't understand is what a beautiful woman like Aliona can possibly see in her multi-millionaire businessman husband.

[Stephen]

So her rather provocative dress in the show dance was your last frustrating glimpse of Aliona? Oh dear!! Calm yourselves boys, those memories fade with time, and you'll find yourselves thinking of other things such as;

Why did I go upstairs....why did I go down stairs.....

I do that already Frank. Aliona is a bonus

[Stephen]

What I don't understand is what a beautiful woman like Aliona can possibly see in her multi-millionaire businessman husband.

Beats me Merv, when she could have a young..ish, handsome, soffistikated, poor, catch like me

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or the suave debonair Foxy.

Or best of all me. Though she may have to beat off Trish first. And I'll have to taste her steak and kidney pie before I decide.

[Stephen]

While you faff about making you're executive decision I'll get in there and steal her heart. It's the vampire in me you understand

[Mervyn and Trish]

Keep us posted on how you get on - or not

[Stephen]

Too late, the deed has been done

[Onelife]

Sounds like your lookalike Aliona blow up doll has taken a pounding again Stephen

Regards

W King

[Stephen]

Yes, I'm hoping for a puncture repair kit for Christmas