The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that a football film? Ooops sorry. I've set off the On Topic Alarm

[qbman1]

I've decided I'm a B&Q-a-Phobe

[Onelife]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm allergic to bagpipes

[qbman1]

I'm getting one of my heads. The bloody water board have been digging up the road outside for 2 days now

[Onelife]

Just counted up our Tesco club card vouchers....... £400 × 4 = Errr

[qbman1]

Still half a pizza left over from yesterday's lunch. Call me peculiar but I really can't face cold or microwaved pizza !!

[Stephen]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.

[towny44]

Last dry day today for a while, might take the car down to the illegal immigrant car wash.

[qbman1]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.

Have one on me !

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[Stephen]

Just about to go and choose my lunchtime/afternoon viewing material. And no, not that sort

[Not so ancient mariner]

Brown paper packages tied up with string.............Obviously one of YOUR favorite things.....

[Onelife]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.[/qu


In that case you've got away with it as you normally hear within two weeks of having your photo taken ...

[Onelife]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.

Have one on me !

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That brings back memories qb as l used to, and still do love opening brown packages tied up with string .

[Onelife]

Just blown today's diet as l've just devoured a large sausage roll

[qbman1]

Just about to go and choose my lunchtime/afternoon viewing material. And no, not that sort

How is Jeremy Kyle these days ?

[Stephen]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.[/qu


In that case you've got away with it as you normally hear within two weeks of having your photo taken ...

Sounds like your their best customer Keith

[Stephen]

Just about to go and choose my lunchtime/afternoon viewing material. And no, not that sort

How is Jeremy Kyle these days ?

Today it was an episode of Minder

[qbman1]

Just blown today's diet as l've just devoured a large sausage roll

The thought of OL blowing a large sausage will stay with me for a long time !!!!

[Stephen]

And not for the first time......so I've heard Oops, off topic...slap wrist

[Onelife]

Just blown today's diet as l've just devoured a large sausage roll

The thought of OL blowing a large sausage will stay with me for a long time !!!!

Oh sh*t.....l haven't made another typo have I ?........very funny qb

[qbman1]

And not for the first time......so I've heard Oops, off topic...slap wrist

Merv will be round with the rubber truncheon again

[Onelife]

Stephen....any brown envelopes this week?

Nope.[/qu


In that case you've got away with it as you normally hear within two weeks of having your photo taken ...

Sounds like your their best customer Keith

We're on first name terms

[Onelife]

And not for the first time......so I've heard Oops, off topic...slap wrist

Stephen l hope you're not suggesting l enjoy blowing my own trumpet?

[Jan Rosser]

I'm stuffed - just had lunch in the Smokehouse in Liverpool