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Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Mar 2016, 08:25

Sharp frost this morning. I almost felt sorry and let Mrs S come in doors for a warm up

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 08:35

qbman1 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Mostly what they did to my last cat was cut off his man bits and put him to sleep. Just saying.....
I'm sure that said something else when I first read it? Have the ModPlods been at you?

In truth it was slightly different and I expected it to get automatic asterisks. When it didn't I modplodded myself. So although you can't say d**k you can say what you think you saw Cubie.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 09:05

Well, I'm here. Not sure where I am, but I'm here !!

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Mar 2016, 09:58

Looks like bleak house

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 11 Mar 2016, 10:27

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
In truth it was slightly different and I expected it to get automatic asterisks. When it didn't I modplodded myself. So although you can't say d**k you can say what you think you saw Cubie.

Well done that man ...

Not for the first time that cat loving greengrocer from Wit(less)ney has cast unwarranted aspersions on us ModPlods, which by ( bye ) the way ( weigh ) is a T&C violation ... oh yes it is.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 10:35

Stephen wrote:
Looks like bleak house

Bloody well feels like it too !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 10:37

Manoverboard wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
In truth it was slightly different and I expected it to get automatic asterisks. When it didn't I modplodded myself. So although you can't say d**k you can say what you think you saw Cubie.
Well done that man ...

Not for the first time that cat loving greengrocer from Wit(less)ney has cast unwarranted aspersions on us ModPlods, which by ( bye ) the way ( weigh ) is a T&C violation ... oh yes it is.

Definitely libellous - wouldn't catch me in Witney. See you in (Kangaroo) Court !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Mar 2016, 10:51

Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 11:01

qbman1 wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
In truth it was slightly different and I expected it to get automatic asterisks. When it didn't I modplodded myself. So although you can't say d**k you can say what you think you saw Cubie.
Well done that man ...

Not for the first time that cat loving greengrocer from Wit(less)ney has cast unwarranted aspersions on us ModPlods, which by ( bye ) the way ( weigh ) is a T&C violation ... oh yes it is.

Definitely libellous - wouldn't catch me in Witney. See you in (Kangaroo) Court !

Isn't that where the blankets come from? Witney. Not kangaroos.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 11:05

Stephen wrote:
Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.

Probably to block out the neighbours !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 11:06

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Isn't that where the blankets come from? Witney. Not kangaroos.

Used to, but all the blanket factories closed years ago. The last one standing is now "luxury" flats !

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:02

Isn't Witney prone to flooding ... can Kangaroos swim ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:04

Off to The Edible Garden Show on Sunday. Already got dates with Jonathan Moseley, Christine Walkden and Rob Smith. "Who?" I hear you cry in unison

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:14

Stephen wrote:
Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.

Does cladding ever look nice?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:16

Manoverboard wrote:
Isn't Witney prone to flooding ... can Kangaroos swim ?

Not especially....and yes !

http://www.mdavid.com.au/nature/cankangaroosswim.shtml

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:19

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.
Does cladding ever look nice?

Eye of the beholder, Merv !

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:21

qbman1 wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
Isn't Witney prone to flooding ... can Kangaroos swim ?
Not especially....and yes !

http://www.mdavid.com.au/nature/cankangaroosswim.shtml

You know an awful lot about Witney for a man who denies ever being there. Just saying......

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:22

qbman1 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.
Does cladding ever look nice?
Eye of the beholder, Merv !

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Bloody hell. Should have gone to Specsavers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:27

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
Isn't Witney prone to flooding ... can Kangaroos swim ?
Not especially....and yes !

http://www.mdavid.com.au/nature/cankangaroosswim.shtml
You know an awful lot about Witney for a man who denies ever being there. Just saying......

I worked there for about 4 years in the mid nineties

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:28

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Stephen wrote:
Next door are having some cladding put up. Looks nice.
Does cladding ever look nice?
Eye of the beholder, Merv !

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bl**dy hell. Should have gone to Specsavers

Our Stephen will think it's nice !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:29

Oh yeah. Paper boy with your old gran was it?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:46

I'm off now - happy weekending everyone !

(mind you, life seems to be one long weekend for most of you !!)

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:56

This cladding you fools. Not Vera and Jacks

https://www.marleyeternit.co.uk/facades ... board.aspx

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Mar 2016, 16:57

qbman1 wrote:
I'm off now - happy weekending everyone !

(mind you, life seems to be one long weekend for most of you !!)

That's rich coming from you.

Have good one

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Mar 2016, 17:07

Difference is he gets paid while he's here. Not like us impoverished pensioners

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