The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Onelife]

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[qbman1]

My racing mad mother (93 years young) is in heaven this week watching the Cheltenham festival - we daren't disturb her - she is having lunch early so that she doesn't miss anything -

Misread that at first as "raving mad mother". Must be hereditary, I thought !!

[qbman1]

Shall we all join together in a chorus of "I can see clearly now" when Stephen returns from Specsavers ?!

[Stephen]

My racing mad mother (93 years young) is in heaven this week watching the Cheltenham festival - we daren't disturb her - she is having lunch early so that she doesn't miss anything -

Misread that at first as "raving mad mother". Must be hereditary, I thought !!

Same here. I didn't even know gambling was allowed upstairs with the big man

[Stephen]

Shall we all join together in a chorus of "I can see clearly now" when Stephen returns from Specsavers ?!

SPECSAVERS!!

I'll have you know it's called an Opthalmic Opticians.
No problems, and even if there was I'd go to Tesco's for new glasses. Much cheaper.

[qbman1]

Just heard on the news that Paul Daniels has died.

Sad news....but son Martin did that on stage on many of the cruises I have been on

[Stephen]

Just heard on the news that Paul Daniels has died.

Sad news....but son Martin did that on stage on many of the cruises I have been on

Definitely takes after his father now

[qbman1]

Recently met a 20 stone bloke who swore blind he had ridden a Derby winner. Turns out he was Lester Piggot's cell mate !

[qbman1]

If you've got your feet up in front of the telly tomorrow you might like to call these home for me.

1.30 Black Hercules

Good start - 4-1 winner

[Stephen]

Good little web site if you like your music.

http://music.naij.com/artist-6484-sade-adu

[qbman1]

If you've got your feet up in front of the telly tomorrow you might like to call these home for me.

1.30 Black Hercules

Good start - 4-1 winner

Oh dear, downhill all the way since then !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Enjoyed lunch, thanks for asking

[qbman1]

Cliff Michelmore too, though that's hardly getting a mention.

How were we supposed to know about lunch - last I heard you were on about the late Cliff

[Stephen]

Enjoyed lunch, thanks for asking

How was lunch Merv

[qbman1]

Better than Cliff !

[Stephen]

Must soon be time for your bus home.

[Onelife]

If you've got your feet up in front of the telly tomorrow you might like to call these home for me.

1.30 Black Hercules

Good start - 4-1 winner

Oh dear, downhill all the way since then !!

Came good at the end though qb...nap selection Cause of Causes cantered home at 9/2

Anyone got a wheelbarrow

[RB1961]

Some nice pictures in the moments magazine..

RB

[Happydays]

Looking at Apple iPod touch, thinking of getting one!

[Mervyn and Trish]

What Moments magazine?

[Stephen]

See you on the other side

[towny44]

What Moments magazine?

Exactly!!!!!

[qbman1]

If you've got your feet up in front of the telly tomorrow you might like to call these home for me.

1.30 Black Hercules

Good start - 4-1 winner

Oh dear, downhill all the way since then !!

Came good at the end though qb...nap selection Cause of Causes cantered home at 9/2

Anyone got a wheelbarrow

You can borrow mine, but it is currently full of well-rotted horse sh*t....

[qbman1]

If you've got your feet up in front of the telly tomorrow you might like to call these home for me.

1.30 Black Hercules

Good start - 4-1 winner

Oh dear, downhill all the way since then !!

Came good at the end though qb...nap selection Cause of Causes cantered home at 9/2

Anyone got a wheelbarrow

Come on, then.....what should we be chucking our money at today ?!

[Onelife]

Hi qb.....whatever happens today l'll be leaving Cheltenham £315 better off.

Very tricky today so caution is advised...

1.30 Sceau Royal ew

2.10 Fethard player ew

2.50 Barter Hill

3.30 Djackadam

4.10 On the fringe

At 66/1 Surf and Turf 5.30 might have an ew squeak.