.....or should I say Stephanie
Get well soon, Stephen
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Dennis The Menace
- First Officer

- Posts: 1096
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Bash Street
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Hope all went well Stephen.....
.....or should I say Stephanie
.....or should I say Stephanie
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wolfie
- First Officer

- Posts: 1029
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Not if he has a sit on mowerMervyn and Trish wrote:So he can mow the lawn
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Happydays
- First Officer

- Posts: 1905
- Joined: June 2014
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
I am thinking of his wife! I have some experience of a husband having an op and it was hard work for meMervyn and Trish wrote:Hang on. This is Stephen we're talking about........Happydays wrote:I hope you behave and be a good patient.
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RB1961
- Senior Second Officer

- Posts: 456
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: South Northants
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Bit of TCP and it will be fine...
Get well soon.
RB
Get well soon.
RB
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Jan Rosser
- Senior First Officer

- Posts: 2554
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: South Wales
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Wonder how our boy Stephen is - hope his "nurse" is taking good care of him 
Janis
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
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- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
I've been a bit worried. All our jokes about this gender malarkey might fall a bit flat if it proves to be near the truth !!
Sorry, Steph !
She's due out this morning so looking forward to an update......
Sorry, Steph !
She's due out this morning so looking forward to an update......
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The Tinker
- First Officer

- Posts: 1126
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Hope all went well x
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
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- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
No news yet - they are probably still trying to get that backless nightie off him 
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Mervyn and Trish
- Commodore

- Posts: 17025
- Joined: February 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Or the nurse.....
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
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- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Just to clarify - are we talking about getting the nightie off the nurse, or the nurse off Steph ?
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Mervyn and Trish
- Commodore

- Posts: 17025
- Joined: February 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Now you come to mention it......
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
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- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
We'd better not joke too much or the old girl will burst her stitches if she reads this !
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Mervyn and Trish
- Commodore

- Posts: 17025
- Joined: February 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
On a point of order will the Modplods let her use his old account or will she have to start a new one?
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
So long as she stays on topic, all will be fine. That's all they seem bothered about !
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suespud
- First Officer

- Posts: 1295
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Hope everything went ok Stephen. Xx
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Manoverboard
- Ex Team Member
- Posts: 13014
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Dorset
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Where the heck is he, do you think we ought to be raising an R.I.P Topic ?

Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

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Re: Get well soon, Stephen
They are still trying to surgically remove the nurse
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Mervyn and Trish
- Commodore

- Posts: 17025
- Joined: February 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Perhaps they amputated his PC along with the rest
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Stephen
- Commodore

- Posts: 17762
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Silly s*ds. Just read all your pi** take message
. I did have a good laugh though. Love it
Came home yesterday after having a prostate operation and bladder neck opening so hopefully normal plumbing operations will resume, that is once I can get rid of this hopefully temporary catheter they sent me home with which is a bl**dy nuisance apart from just flicking a lever to have a wee and knowing your bladder is completely empty.
It was nice to be back in my own bed that's for sure.
You did ask
Came home yesterday after having a prostate operation and bladder neck opening so hopefully normal plumbing operations will resume, that is once I can get rid of this hopefully temporary catheter they sent me home with which is a bl**dy nuisance apart from just flicking a lever to have a wee and knowing your bladder is completely empty.
It was nice to be back in my own bed that's for sure.
You did ask
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Onelife
- Captain

- Posts: 14171
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Morning Stephen.....hopefully it won't be to long before you're up and taking the p*ss again

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suespud
- First Officer

- Posts: 1295
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Wishing you all that is good...and catheter free peeing asap.
xxxx
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Oxfordshire
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Glad to have you back (really !!) and hope the plumbing is all sorted. Bet you'll miss the lever !Stephen wrote:Silly s*ds. Just read all your pi** take message. I did have a good laugh though. Love it
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Came home yesterday after having a prostate operation and bladder neck opening so hopefully normal plumbing operations will resume, that is once I can get rid of this hopefully temporary catheter they sent me home with which is a bl**dy nuisance apart from just flicking a lever to have a wee and knowing your bladder is completely empty.
It was nice to be back in my own bed that's for sure.
You did ask
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Stephen
- Commodore

- Posts: 17762
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
qbman1 wrote:Glad to have you back (really !!) and hope the plumbing is all sorted. Bet you'll miss the lever !Stephen wrote:Silly s*ds. Just read all your pi** take message. I did have a good laugh though. Love it
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Came home yesterday after having a prostate operation and bladder neck opening so hopefully normal plumbing operations will resume, that is once I can get rid of this hopefully temporary catheter they sent me home with which is a bl**dy nuisance apart from just flicking a lever to have a wee and knowing your bladder is completely empty.
It was nice to be back in my own bed that's for sure.
You did ask
NO....but then again it does save getting up from watching the telly to go to the loo. Just hang out over the washing up bowl while in the arm chair and flick the lever, job done
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qbman1
Topic author - Captain

- Posts: 12153
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Re: Get well soon, Stephen
Word of advice - when it is all over, pop out and buy a new washing up bowl !
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Stephen
- Commodore

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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Get well soon, Stephen
A bit extravagant but I can see your point. It would be nice if the colours matched.