Golf thread

[Admiral of the Humber]

Me I think. Best ignoring him Silver. He was humbled on the golf course yesterday and his emotions are probably still a little raw.

Fore!

[Dark Knight]

Dear AOTH
given that our combined golf prowess was aking to a blindman trying to hit a cows a*se with a banjo
I am more than willing not to mention it any more

[Silver_Shiney]

Golf - a nice walk ruined......

[oldbluefox]

............. or an expensive means of having a walk

[Silver_Shiney]

looking at some of the (IMHO) faintly ridiculous-looking clothes that are worn by afficionados in the golfing fraternity, is that not "dressing up"?

[Dark Knight]

not me SS
very restrained

[david63]

Does that mean that you are advocating a "plus-fours" night??

[Dark Knight]

no
Golf bores are almost as bad as cruise bores

[oldbluefox]

looking at some of the (IMHO) faintly ridiculous-looking clothes that are worn by afficionados in the golfing fraternity, is that not "dressing up"?

I think the guy in the Ariel advert is brilliant. Best advert on TV at the moment.

[Dark Knight]

AOTH looked like that yesterday on the course

tres chic

[Silver_Shiney]

AOTH looked like that yesterday on the course

tres chic

not a bit rough, or green?

[Dark Knight]

plenty of rough but not many greens

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, you couldn't do it on the Oceana as I believe they have removed the golf simulators

[david63]

For a minute I thought you said stimulators

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Darknightie,

I don't think we have any fear of being included in a golf thread..either of us!

As far as restrained golf attire is concerned...I recall that I was wearing a pair of beige cords and a navy jumper.....I can't think of a much more restrained ensemble!

Regards
Your chum AOTH aka the bloke who got 4 more pars than you.

[Dark Knight]

Dear AOTH , golf legend and all round clever d**k

I did say I was more than willing not to mention our debacle on the links over the weekend, so I think we let sleeping dogs lie

[jacksparrow]

I must admit that Sir AOTHy did look a tad suave.... As for Tinny - well I get my new glasses tomorrow

Only joking tinny xx

[Dark Knight]

Sparrow
after Saturday
I need to borrow them
I was useless totally useless

[Admiral of the Humber]

You were the perfect host Darknightie

[Dark Knight]

too kind sir

I can play golf ..................honest

[jacksparrow]

Next time I will caddy for you to see if I can give you some tips, particularly now that I know you have a trolley tinny....


Beware someone might say that 'you are off your trolley'

[Dark Knight]

need tp practice sparrow

[Admiral of the Humber]

Or take up bowling......

[Dark Knight]

oh ans i suppose you were Tiger Woods then

[Admiral of the Humber]

More like Tigger...and you were Eoaw