The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Fjords....... June....

[Stephen]

Phew.....I was beginning to panic for a minute. Canary's end of July

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thank the Lord in his mercifulness

[Stephen]

You know you were looking forward to meet up really

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well if it's your round......

[Stephen]

cough..splutter

[Not so ancient mariner]

Opens wallet - exit moths

[Stephen]

Opens wallet - exit moths

Bring a crowbar of substantial quality

[towny44]

The sensible way out of all these toiletry issues you keep experiencing on these geriatric P&O ships would be to change to a line with modern luxury at its heart.

[Stephen]

Been a busy weekend in the garden.

[Stephen]

I see we have gone from 'Home' to 'Port'. No doubt it's been like that for ages, but I've only just noticed.

[qbman1]

Rabbit still at large !

[qbman1]

I see we have gone from 'Home' to 'Port'. No doubt it's been like that for ages, but I've only just noticed.

I just spotted that too - I was wondering where "Starboard" is ?

[anniec]

Rabbit still at large !

Ditto, except ours are plural. To date, 8 brand new roses, 4 new geraniums, several new lupins and most of the existing campanulas have been demolished. We've just got some stuff called "Grazers" from Amazon. Will let you know if it works, though not optimistic.

It seems to be a good (or not, depending on your viewpoint) year for them.

[towny44]

I see we have gone from 'Home' to 'Port'. No doubt it's been like that for ages, but I've only just noticed.

I just spotted that too - I was wondering where "Starboard" is ?

The other side of the black hole!!

[qbman1]

Is that somewhere near the rabbit hole - 'cos I can't find that either !!

[Jan Rosser]

Had a lovely weekend with my cruise buddies JenniC and Steve then visit from family Now tidying up etc before starting to pack for my cheeky week on Oriana

[qbman1]

Stand by your beds - Blod's on the rampage again !

[Stephen]

Pull up the gang plank quick

[Mervyn and Trish]

Stand by your beds - Blod's on the rampage again !

Never mind stand by it, I'm hiding under it.

[Stephen]

Looking out the window at the weather at the moment I think I'll batton down the hatches and get the fire lit

[Jan Rosser]

Stand by your beds - Blod's on the rampage again !

Never mind stand by it, I'm hiding under it.

You can't be afraid of little old me I'm harmless - honestly

[Not so ancient mariner]

Noswaith dda I bawb.

[qbman1]

Dirty boy !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I wish I spoke Punjabi!