The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

What about the extras ?!

Oh, you want jam as well.

[Stephen]

Never fear everyone. There's a heat wave on the way for this time next week. Carol said it's going to be 28 deg C next week, well here in the South East it is.

[qbman1]

What about the extras ?!

Oh, you want jam as well.

....and clotted cream !

[qbman1]

Never fear everyone. There's a heat wave on the way for this time next week. Carol said it's going to be 28 deg C next week, well here in the South East it is.

I thought that was 28cm of rain !

[Stephen]

No, that just round your way

[qbman1]

Mind you, after the recent rain and then a heatwave at least the plants should grow quicker than the bunny can eat them !

[Jan Rosser]

What about the extras ?!

Oh, you want jam as well.

....and clotted cream !

I live in Wales not flippin Devon

[Stephen]

Thank goodness for that. I'd rather be woken by the cockerels than 'there's a welcome in the valley'

[Jan Rosser]

Thank goodness for that

[qbman1]

You mean you don't have a recording of Ivor Emmanuel played at full volume on loudspeakers in your garden at 7 a.m. every morning ?!

[qbman1]

What about the extras ?!

Oh, you want jam as well.

....and clotted cream !

I live in Wales not flippin Devon

Aw, Blod, you can have a cream tea any time, any place, anywhere

[Stephen]

So long as it's not the wrong side of the border

[qbman1]

No borders where Blod's concerned

[Stephen]

Only on a B&B + extras basis.

[qbman1]

Where do I book ?

[Stephen]

Here. And this is the posh area

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[qbman1]

Eeee - and I bet you get 'Ovis sandwiches

[Stephen]

Only for door stops

[Mervyn and Trish]

Think I just bought a new(er) car on the phone without seeing it!

[anniec]

Don't hold your breath for Plan B. I have two set and they have quickly worked out how to remove the bait without triggering the traps

I know, I've followed your continuing tragic saga.

However, I have the advantage of an old bloke with trousers held up by bits of twine, who comes with a 'no rabbit no fee' guarantee.
Plan C: Ferret.
Plan D: Concrete the garden.

[Stephen]

Think I just bought a new(er) car on the phone without seeing it!

Oh dear. There's one born every minute

[Mervyn and Trish]

It is from a reputable dealer. I think he's called Daley

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't hold your breath for Plan B. I have two set and they have quickly worked out how to remove the bait without triggering the traps

I know, I've followed your continuing tragic saga.

However, I have the advantage of an old bloke with trousers held up by bits of twine, who comes with a 'no rabbit no fee' guarantee.
Plan C: Ferret.
Plan D: Concrete the garden.

D works for me

[Not so ancient mariner]

As Fred Wedlock used to sing:

"Get a load of broken bricks,
cover it with ready mix,
spread it and let it harden.
I'll cultivate a concrete estate,
- not an English Country Garden"

[Stephen]

It is from a reputable dealer. I think he's called Daley

Only one owner guvnor...............the British army