The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 08:58

anniec wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Don't hold your breath for Plan B. I have two set and they have quickly worked out how to remove the bait without triggering the traps
I know, I've followed your continuing tragic saga.

However, I have the advantage of an old bloke with trousers held up by bits of twine, who comes with a 'no rabbit no fee' guarantee.
Plan C: Ferret.
Plan D: Concrete the garden.

I've heard napalm works.......!

Unread post by **towny44** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:06

qbman1 wrote:
towny44 wrote:
I notice we also have a new logo on our on line header name, I assume the blue background is in deference to our illustrious Smurfmeister.
Looks a bit like a target to me. Can't quite see the cruise association ?!

Looks as though smurfy might have taken the hump, our nice blue logo has now been replaced with, I know not what because its so indistinct.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:16

I think it's the Turin Shroud !

Unread post by **towny44** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:22

By gosh he might have got it!!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:30

More like the wheel from the Mary Celeste

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:44

No, can't be - the wheels came off that one !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:47

I'm slowly loosing the will to live

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:49

Welcome to the club - happened to me years ago !

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 09:53

Anyone noticed - posts on the "Games" threads have just stopped counting towards the cumulative totals again. Has the Smurfmeister been tinkering ? Maybe taken offence at our comments on the Turin Shroud ?!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:39

Stephen wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
It is from a reputable dealer. I think he's called Daley

Only one owner guvnor...............the British army

Don't be silly. It's one careful lady owner.

I'll let you know how it goes but the deal is subject to the car being as advertised and a test drive.

It's a particular Ford that I fancy and I have test driven near matches that have either the engine/gearbox or the right bells and whistles but not both. In the UK there are only 5 that match all my criteria on the Ford Direct website and this dealer has 3 of them! Apparently the sad Sales Manager gets in at 6.30 in the morning to trawl the industry websites to gather his stock.

And to re-iterate the provenance this one was apparently on www.one-careful-lady-owner-honest-guv.con

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:41

qbman1 wrote:
Anyone noticed - posts on the "Games" threads have just stopped counting towards the cumulative totals again. Has the Smurfmeister been tinkering ? Maybe taken offence at our comments on the Turin Shroud ?!

Enough of the "our". I think you'll find it was your comment to that effect. We wouldn't be so rude.

(Okay Smurfy?)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:44

Funny that - now my total is diminishing with each post !!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:45

Quite right too.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:46

Wail - now I'll never make Captain !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:47

I'm sure you will. Aren't Costa recruiting at present?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 10:57

Probably my best chance now !

Now, about those rabbits.....

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 11:15

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
I'm sure you will. Aren't Costa recruiting at present?

He's over qualified

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 11:25

To true - I've rowed a boat down the Avon at Stratford (grounded that as well) !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 12:24

qbman1 wrote:
To true - I've rowed a boat down the Avon at Stratford (grounded that as well) !

Bet you were popular

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 12:29

The tide was out - loads of people were at it

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 03 Jun 2016, 14:23

Crikey, people at it as well as marooned boats! What a day!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 14:24

It all happens in Stratford - just ask Keefy Onelife. Where is he lately, anyway ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 16:35

I had the same thought earlier. Perhaps Mrs Onelife has taken away all his privileges

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Jun 2016, 16:38

That's two of us then - the Smurfmeister's nicked mine !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jun 2016, 17:02

Should have behaved yourself then. I'm not one to stir it, but he gave them all to me

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