The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have the wicked Modplods given Cubie his bonus points for being the life and soul of the party yet, to ease his way towards the Commode?

[Dark Knight]

he's bad enough now, without the promotion, if he gets another we will never hear the end of it

[qbman1]

Have the wicked Modplods given Cubie his bonus points for being the life and soul of the party yet, to ease his way towards the Commode?

No they sodding haven't !

[Dark Knight]

awn diddums, poor ickle QB can't make commode

[qbman1]

I'll be scrubbing the lavs at this rate

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well that'll be a change from flushing your Goldie slippers down them and bu**ering them up.

[qbman1]

Well that'll be a change from flushing your Goldie slippers down them and bu**ering them up.

Just given a pair to the sister-in-law as a high-end pressie ! Do you think she would like a Baltic badge - we have 4 of them now !

[Mervyn and Trish]

As they as nice as my Cunard Gold Badge?

[qbman1]

Probably not - can I borrow that when I go on my Ship's Visit - they will think I am really important then !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Of course. Just pop your cheque in the post and I'll send it by return.

How many days did you want to rent borrow it for?

[Stephen]

Off to Stratford Upon Avon for Couple of days for a leisure break

Pop in for a cup of tea on the way - we're only 20 miles down the road

TEA, TEA. You tight wad. I was expecting a rummage round the drinks cabinet at least

[Mervyn and Trish]

Elderflower wine, Emva Cream or Sanatogen. That's the choice at Cubie's.

[Stephen]

You've been as well Merv

[qbman1]

Elderflower wine, Emva Cream or Sanatogen. That's the choice at Cubie's.

Elderflower WINE ? Best I can run to is elderflower cordial

[Stephen]

What about a nice glass of rabbit squash

[qbman1]

I saw one of the little buggers yesterday actually climbing up and over a 4 foot fence

[Stephen]

Next you'll be telling us it absailed down the other side

[qbman1]

No it took to the air, closely followed by a pebble !

[qbman1]

Next you'll be telling us it absailed down the other side

I take it you're back from savouring the delights of Stratford. Did you take a boat down the river ?

[Stephen]

Not yet. Still here sitting in the sun in the hotel grounds. Might go on a river trip later after a beer or two at the black swan/ dirty duck

[Stephen]

Wheres the old bu99er Onelife these days.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You've been as well Merv

Yes, but only when he was out.

[qbman1]

Not yet. Still here sitting in the sun in the hotel grounds. Might go on a river trip later after a beer or two at the black swan/ dirty duck

That used to belong to the parents of the actor Simon Shepherd. He grew up there.

[qbman1]

Just had a long chat with a nice lady from P&O about my 4 page missive following the fracas with the disruption we suffered due to "essential maintenance" on Aurora. They accept that it was a "communication issue" on board and engineering failed to notify the other departments so the passengers could have been forewarned. They say they have the Fleet Director on the case and he is giving the senior management team on board a bollocking (whether that actually happens is another matter!) to ensure that Merv and Stephen don't suffer the same fate.

[qbman1]

No change to the Turin Shroud on the bookmarks bar !