Tractors and Caravans

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 10:12

Most days, someone or other will overtake at the most ridiculous and dangerous places to move up a slow-moving queue by no more than 20 or 30 yards and ultimately end up in the same place in the queue as they started once people turn off !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:09

Several years ago there was very heavy snow in Lincolnshire and a long queue of traffic down a country road. Some bright spark decided that he was exempt queuing, pulled out and shot off, losing control and side-swiping several cars before coming to a halt in the middle of the group of policemen who were controlling the traffic....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:18

Justice - I often think I'd love to see something like that happen to them - so long as no one else gets hurt, of course

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:20

Justice - like on Eastenders in the early years when Pete Beale was beating seven shades out of Nick Cotton and a watching copper looked down at Cotton and said "you've had a nasty fall, son"....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:22

If you say so....!!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:26

It was my favourite moment from the soap, in the days when I used to watch it.

To get slightly back on-topic, I was walking down a dual carriageway a couple of years back and there was a woman driver pootling along the outer lane, overtaking fresh air at around 30mph, with a cop car with sirens and blue lights speeding up behind her. Would she move? No.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 13:40

Did she have a clue it was there ? Probably not !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:30

Which lane were you walking in Shiney?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:32

I did wonder why he was walking down a dual carriageway, but didn't like to ask .....!

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:38

She was probably trying to avoid a swerving Shiney!! Are you sure the blue lights were not for you Shiney?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:39

I believe he takes the dog for a run up the M5 before bed every night !

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:42

Talking of dual carriageways - I witnessed a man relieving himself on the side of one last week - there was no obvious vehicle. He had probably stopped the other side of the verge and ran into the bushes not realising it was a dual carriageway - everyone was beeping him!!!!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 14:57

Was that why you ran into the back of the car in front ?!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:23

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Which lane were you walking in Shiney?

I was actually walking down the central reservation, trying to cross the road!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:26

qbman1 wrote:
Justice - I often think I'd love to see something like that happen to them - so long as no one else gets hurt, of course

Gets my vote

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:27

But you have a butler now, so I am not sure your vote counts any more !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:29

Silver_Shiney wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Which lane were you walking in Shiney?
I was actually walking down the central reservation, trying to cross the road!

Is that legal?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:31

qbman1 wrote:
But you have a butler now, so I am not sure your vote counts any more !

Where did my butler suddenly spring from

Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:34

Dunno - but they just seem to appear !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:36

Stephen wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
But you have a butler now, so I am not sure your vote counts any more !
Where did my butler suddenly spring from

Isn't he the bus driver?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:37

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:40

I hate you butler

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Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:41

That's the one - get used to that expression !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:44

Here's the butler explaining a few things to Stephen

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Unread post by **qbman1** » 13 Jun 2016, 15:48

I have a feeling it may end up more like this....

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