The Children's Off Topic Thread

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Land mines are the only answer

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Cubie, the internet is awash with products to deter rabbits from eating your veggies, have you tried any of them yet?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&key ... xug21ua5_b
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I don't see any explosives.

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Don't you think a mine might damage me beans ?!

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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Land mines are the only answer
or a moat :D

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qbman1 wrote:
Don't you think a mine might damage me beans ?!
Not if you move them first :)

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They're growing, you dope ! How am I supposed to move them ?

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Dig them up stupid and replant further away from where the land mine will land. I dunno, some people :D

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Silly me !

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Tut tut, I feel a mod plod red card coming our way for being on topic. I'm no grass but it was your fault

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I think the ModPlods have given up on this one - it's our Merv who's the self-appointed Obergruppenfuhrer around here

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You mean we have a snitch in our midst :shock:

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If this rain doesn't stop playing havoc with my roses soon I shall be having serious words with him upstairs. And just as I typed this it's started again with a rumble of thunder thrown in for good measure.

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Stephen wrote:
You mean we have a snitch in our midst :shock:
Merv the Mole

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:silent: walls have ears

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Stephen wrote:
If this rain doesn't stop playing havoc with my roses soon I shall be having serious words with him upstairs. And just as I typed this it's started again with a rumble of thunder thrown in for good measure.
Hardly any here today - and the sun's out at the moment !

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Stephen wrote:
:silent: walls have ears
I thought they did ice cream ?! :?

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.....and sausages

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qbman1 wrote:
Don't you think a mine might damage me beans ?!
Probably less than the bunnies.

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Morning all. A nice sunny morning.....so far.

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Slightly dull and a uniform light grey sky here - but at least it's dry.

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Spotted a bunny nibbling me onions today. Couldn't catch him as he disappeared into the undergrowth but I have re-baited the trap so watch this space....!

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I'm thinking of asking the Modplods to rename this thread "Cubie's Bleedin' Bunny Club"

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I could always start a dedicated Bunny Advice thread....?

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Job done!!!!!

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