This cruise was booked last minute on a whim really - I was a bit fed up one day so tasked my TA to find me something. I did think I would be travelling on my own but my son’s in-laws decided to come with me. I travelled down to Southampton by coach - there were only 9 passengers and we weren’t scheduled to arrive at the docks until 2 pm but the driver decided to ignore this as there were so few of us and after a break at the services we carried on and arrived just before 1 pm - priority boarding and I was on the ship within 15 minutes and was directed to the curly canapé buffet which was actually very nice and a couple of glasses of Buck Fizz went down very easily. The cabins were ready by 2 pm so I went to have a look - my cabin was on C Deck at the rear of the ship overlooking the stern - my cabin steward Jay introduced himself to me and told me I was his “single passenger” - I have no idea why he was so excited
I met up with my son’s in-laws down in the buffet and had another glass of Bucks Fizz - well couldn’t refuse could I? We went to the emergency drill and I was surprised to see such a wide range of ages - I had expected to see mostly OAPs but there were quite a few younger people too - this was a first cruise for over 500 passengers may be this was why The case was outside the cabin on my return so I unpacked and showered and changed for dinner - freedom dining in the Peninsular restaurant thank goodness as my memories of meals in the Oriental are not good with the vibration at that end of the ship.
The Cabin:
I booked an outside cabin - the window looked out over the stern of the ship and one deck below was the pool area which has changed since I was last on the ship - there are now rattan type settees and chairs where the children’s area used to be and the usual beds and chairs around the pool and bar area. There was a net curtain over the window as passengers could sit on the deck outside the cabin although there were notices discouraging people from sitting directly outside and to be fair no-one did. The cabin on the first night shook, rattled and rolled - I thought I was in a tumble dryer but for some reason that was the only night it did that - I had expected some movement so wasn’t surprised - the other time it was noisy was usually when we were docking. I booked only two weeks before so there wasn’t a great deal of choice of cabin but it was clean and comfortable - lovely pillows - but how I hate that plastic curtain which wraps itself around you in the shower.
Food:
The menus are pretty much the same across the fleet but the standard wasn’t as good as on Britannia and the waiters weren’t very happy - I think there are not enough of them and they are rushed. We always shared a table and didn’t ever wait - just walked straight in. Breakfast in the dining room was more relaxed but the buffet was the usual bun fight - carrying a tray around looking for a seat etc etc. We ate one night in the Beach House and it was the best meal of the week by far.
Entertainment:
Pretty average - comedian, singers etc. but only went to see the Headliners - they were a new troupe on their first cruise and were a breath of fresh air - they were very talented and sang and danced their hearts out. I went to see the Crew performing in the Pacific Lounge - terrible venue with all those flippin pillars but a good laugh. The sailaway parties were held around the terrace pool at the stern and on the Saturday of the Queen’s birthday they put up bunting and gave out union jacks as we sailed from St. Peter’s Port. On the Sunday they held a party in the atrium area - some of the officers manned stalls where you could guess the weight of a cake, the herbs in a container, throw the ball at tins sort of thing. They had baked a cake for the Queen which was a purple and white affair - ghastly thing - not sure if it was an actual cake or cardboard - I hate myself for sounding so cynical but a party it was not. We had more sailaway parties on this cruise than I have ever known before but had to bring a couple of them indoors because it rained.
Ports:
I had been to all the ports on previous cruises so hadn’t booked any excursions. St. Peter’s Port was a tender port and quite honestly a bit of a shambles - waited for over an hour to disembark - not sure why - it is after all a small ship with few passengers but anyway it was sunny and warm and we just wandered around and returned to the ship for a late lunch and the sailaway party. Day at sea on the Sunday and the first formal night. Monday was La Rochelle and we took the shuttle into town and strolled around - surprised how much was there actually but on returning to the ship we were caught in a heavy shower and had to queue to get back onto the ship so got pretty wet. Tuesday was Bilbao - another fine day - walked around the outside of the Guggenheim and gardens and returned to ship to have lunch and sit out on the deck - it was really pleasant on the deck at the stern. La Coruna was an awful day - non stop rain but the free bus into the town to El Corte Ingles was too tempting and I spent a few hours in the store - bought a few bits and bobs but was glad to return to the ship. As I was getting back on the ship the Captain was going out - apart from the welcome on board party this was the only time I saw him - it was Marcin Banach - I wondered if he was off on the free bus for a bit of retail therapy
We met some very pleasant people on the cruise - being Welsh the accent is soon picked up and the inevitable question “where are you from” is asked and I usually reply north of Cardiff but I actually met people who knew where I lived and spookily met a couple who used to visit the town where my husband was born to see a friend who turned out to be my husband’s cousin. Can you believe of all the 1800 + passengers on the ship I sat by these people - what a small world it is
I enjoyed my week on Oriana - she was my first P&O ship and my husband’s favourite and she has many good points but she is tired and wouldn’t be my first choice again - I prefer the bigger ships - I am a fan of Britannia - apparently the only one from the conversations I had with people on Oriana - I do despair sometimes how people can form opinions when they haven’t been on the ship. The clientele on Oriana is older too - much older - lots more walking sticks, zimmers and wheel chairs and one or two mobility scooters - you have to admire the people who travel suffering from mobility issues. The weather was a bit up and down but much better than at home and there was certainly no reservation of beds on this cruise - I don’t think some of the passengers could get down onto a bed if they tried!!!
I know Oriana has a wraparound promenade deck and a dedicated cinema and the theatre is quite charming but my vote is for the more modern ships in the fleet - she really needs updating - she is quite dark and depressing in some areas and controversially I missed the little ones - I do so enjoy the cruises with the family. The range of goods in the shops is very poor and spending the generous onboard credit wasn’t easy but I managed it somehow.
Would I sail on her again - may be if the itinerary was interesting enough and the price was right but my next cruise is on a Princess ship (Azura size) and next January I’m back on Britannia in the Caribbean so not looking for anything else at the moment.



