A newly wed Italian girl asks her mother for advice on what she should do on her wedding night.
The mother replies, ‘Well girl, you get up them stairs and you do whatever your husband asks of you’. ‘Go on; get up them stairs with you’.
So the girl does as her mother asks and goes up stairs to her waiting husband.
A few minutes later the girl comes down stairs screaming ‘mama mama’, ‘he took off his shirt and he has hair all over his chest’.
The mother replies, ‘that is a good sign girl’, ‘it shows he is a good man’. ‘Now get back up them stairs to your waiting husband’.
So the girl does as her mother asks and goes up stairs to her waiting husband.
A few minutes pass, and again the girls comes down stairs screaming ‘mama mama’, ‘he took off his trousers and he has hair all over his legs’.
The mother replies, ‘that is a good sign girl’, ‘it shows he is a good man’. ‘Now get back up them stairs to your waiting husband’.
So the girl does as her mother asks and goes back up stairs to her waiting husband.
This time the husband takes off his socks and his new wife notices that the tops of his toes are missing on his left foot. Straight away she comes down the stairs screaming ‘mama mama’, ‘he only has one and a half feet’.
The mother replies, ‘keep stirring the pasta girl’, ‘I’ll deal with this’!
