The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

I can burn a sausage perfectly well indoors - I don't have to go out into the garden to do it !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I had a brick built BBQ erected in the garden. Used it twice in ten years then demolished it. If I want to cook outdoors I have a power point where I can plug in the microwave

[qbman1]

Gourmet living at Merv Towers then !

[Stephen]

It beats polishing the veg

[qbman1]

It keeps me happy !

[Stephen]

I remember that....just

[qbman1]

You'll know when you are happy - Mrs S will tell you so !

[Stephen]

A bit like, I have a mind of my own, so she tells me

[Mervyn and Trish]

She probably lied!

[Stephen]

She probably lied!

Git

[Mervyn and Trish]

None taken

[Stephen]

None given

[Mervyn and Trish]

And there was me thinking it was your round

[qbman1]

Groundhog Day again !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Great, I'll make it a double

[Stephen]

A treble if you're buying

[qbman1]

Still Groundhog Day

[Mervyn and Trish]

Pardon. I missed that.

[qbman1]

Should have gone to Specsavers

[towny44]

Should have gone to Specsavers

Does Smurfy allow adverts on this site?

[qbman1]

Only if he gets his cut !

[Mervyn and Trish]

If he gets 50% does that make him half cut?

[qbman1]

You would think so, judging by what goes on around here !


(I like living dangerously, me !)

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyone who lives with the Ninja Bunnies has to be brave

[qbman1]

I was trying to have a bunny free day - until you mentioned them on Twaddle !