The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Back to the future then

[qbman1]

I've lost me flux capacitor

[Stephen]

I didn't even know you could weld

[qbman1]

Just one of the many talents.......




......I don't have !

[Stephen]

Apart from rabbit scaring, and that's debatable

[Mervyn and Trish]

He's a secret bunny lover

[Stephen]

But not the fury floppy ear kind

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is it fair to insult him when he's away doing his community service?

Oh go on then

[Stephen]

Grab every opper..orpor..chance I say

[Not so ancient mariner]

Community service.... - or servicing the community?????

[Stephen]

Another glorious day here. Going to be good all week, then it's all down hill.

[Manoverboard]

.... but it's raining in not so sunny Darzet

[Stephen]

Can I have some. Our grass is like straw

[qbman1]

If only - have to keep cutting mine

[Stephen]

Look out, the late shift has arrived

[Mervyn and Trish]

He obviously got bail. Again

[qbman1]

Just for the day - off to Cirencester again tomorrow

[Stephen]

Just for the day - off to Cirencester again tomorrow

Remember to let plod know you are straying out of your tag zone.

[Mervyn and Trish]

HMP Cirencester?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Lets face it - it's not likely to be HMYOI !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

No, that would be a breach of the Trades Descriptions Act I fear.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Very much so!!

[Stephen]

Another hot one

[qbman1]

The weather or the totty walking past in the road ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Totty? Where? I've been busy all day and missed it. And tomorrow the new kitchen worktops come and then I'll be really busy.