Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 08:23

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 11:18

It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman.

It doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.

Unread post by **screwy** » 16 Sep 2016, 11:38

I'n in luck then....

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 12:04

I guess we all pay for 'it' one way or another

Unread post by **screwy** » 16 Sep 2016, 12:09

Without a doubt.....cant live with em, cant live without em...!!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 16 Sep 2016, 12:41

Stephen wrote:
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman.

It doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.

I've checked, and mine's only 8cm !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 13:02

qbman1 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman.

It doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.
I've checked, and mine's only 8cm !

Near enough

Unread post by **screwy** » 16 Sep 2016, 13:33

qbman1 wrote:
Stephen wrote:
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman.

It doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.
I've checked, and mine's only 8cm !

Bragging again...!!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 15:10

"Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"
"I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"
"Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

Unread post by **qbman1** » 16 Sep 2016, 15:17

"Mummy, Mummy - do Pan's People come in kit form?"

"No, of course, not, dear - why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says he could screw the a*se off every one of them" !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 15:21

Unread post by **qbman1** » 16 Sep 2016, 15:51

Anyone trying to choose a wedding dress - here's an idea.....

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Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 16 Sep 2016, 16:03

qbman1 wrote:
"Mummy, Mummy - do Pan's People come in kit form?"

"No, of course, not, dear - why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says he could screw the a*se off every one of them" !!

Not true, it was only a bit of hot gossip.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 16 Sep 2016, 16:06

Alright - Legs & Co then !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Sep 2016, 16:15

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.

It's seven.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 16 Sep 2016, 20:44

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Unread post by **towny44** » 21 Sep 2016, 22:33

My Canadian BIL e-mailed this item from a Canadian newspaper, not very complimentary about us so I thought it ought to be posted in the jokes area.

One of the English national daily newspapers asked readers "What does it mean to be English?"

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a chap in Switzerland stood out:

"Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then going home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American or Australian shows on a Japanese or Korean TV, which will soon be powered by a French nuclear power station."

And the most English thing of all?

"Suspicion of anything foreign."

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 22 Sep 2016, 16:22

On BBC Breakfast this morning somebody asked ...

" What do you call a deer without any eyes ? "
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The reply was " No idea "

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Sep 2016, 16:50

......as the tumbleweed rolls by

Which bit of 'It's FRIDAY fun time' don't you all get

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