The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 12:26

Just tried one - I agree they do taste pretty 'orrible !

Unread post by **RB1961** » 21 Sep 2016, 12:29

They look good...must be the rabbit manure...

RB

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 12:35

They're about the only things the little sods haven't eaten !

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 21 Sep 2016, 13:06

Is it dahlias that earwigs like to hide in ?

Unread post by **towny44** » 21 Sep 2016, 13:09

Manoverboard wrote:
Is it dahlias that earwigs like to hide in ?

You got there just before me Moby, Cubie's office will now be infested with them.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 13:28

I don't allow earwigs in my dahlias.

Strangely, I don't seem to have a problem with earwigs (rabbits probably ate them all) but the flowers were a bit wet when I picked them this morning so they are still dripping water all over the polished surfaces !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 21 Sep 2016, 14:34

Dripping flowers, spending all day on here, going missing to do flower shows.

God only know how you manage to keep that job!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 14:43

I have staff you know

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 21 Sep 2016, 14:44

How do you know that? You're never paying attention. They probably all retired years ago

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 14:45

I thought it had all gone a bit quiet out there

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Sep 2016, 15:34

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
How do you know that? You're never paying attention. They probably all retired years ago

I heard the place shut down six months ago, but he hasn't noticed yet.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 15:44

Shhh - don't tell Mrs C - she still thinks I am going out to work every day !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Sep 2016, 16:11

I think telling her you were a fighter pilot though was pushing it a bit

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Sep 2016, 16:25

She did look a bit bemused when I went home one day and told her I had pulled four G's

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 21 Sep 2016, 16:56

She was probably surprised you could pull anything......

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Sep 2016, 09:30

Stephen's taught me all he knows !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Sep 2016, 10:34

Not allot then

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Sep 2016, 10:52

And you'll probably get 5 years if you try any of it

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Sep 2016, 11:13

I've learned to only do it behind closed doors

Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Sep 2016, 11:29

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
And you'll probably get 5 years if you try any of it

And that's only if the judge is feeling lenient

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Sep 2016, 11:44

Who's Lenient ?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 22 Sep 2016, 13:58

I've learned to only do it behind closed doors ....

... If one does it ' behind ' the closed BACK door then it presumably means that you do it outside in the garden ... true / false ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Sep 2016, 14:05

Manoverboard wrote:
I've learned to only do it behind closed doors ....

... If one does it ' behind ' the closed BACK door then it presumably means that you do it outside in the garden ... true / false ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Sep 2016, 14:21

Don't encourage him !

Bloody pedants

Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Sep 2016, 16:03

I think you mean, peasants

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