The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

You've had a thing about peasants ever since your week in a mini-suite

Gawd help us when the Smurfmeister gets back from his full-blown suite and butler

[Stephen]

I know, it's going to be hell.
He'll be getting ideas way above his station and start bringing in a forum subscription charge next. And you'll only get allowed in after you passed the five stage interrogation interview and coughed up a five year advance fee.

[qbman1]

But, on the plus side - maybe we'll get canapes at 5 pm every day !

[Stephen]

If they're anything like they were on Aurora you can keep them. Yuk

[towny44]

As Blod has pointed out our off topic discussion, I thought I would switch it to a more appropriate thread.
Answering your last comment Merv I specifically highlighted the peak times when traffic is predominantly one way, so getting into an empty lift going the wrong way will not deny other users a lift, all it does is get the culprits to their destination perhaps, but by no means certain, a little sooner and most assuredly in a better frame of mind than constantly watching lift doors open to reveal another overfull lift.
This crime is in my opinion well below the selfish one of leaving towels on an unused sunbed, and would not be necessary if the lifts were fit for purpose.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can't answer you here Towny as that would be On Topic

[towny44]

Can't answer you here Towny as that would be On Topic

I will just assume you have now accepted all my arguments and totally agree with me on everything then.

[qbman1]

I'm really looking forward to seeing these moving broom cupboards when I visit Britannia on Tuesday

[Mervyn and Trish]

When the lifts are fitted with ejector seats you'll be first to go Towny

[qbman1]

I always wondered how they got Santa to pop out of the funnel at Christmas !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyone missing the bat?

[qbman1]

I had that problem when I used to play cricket !

Oh, you mean THAT bat !

Yes, whilst I didn't always agree with his views, he certainly engineered some interesting discussions - and it was fun winding him up

[qbman1]

Have we done this silly little "find your ideal cruise line" quiz before ?

http://www.cruisediscuss.com/which-crui ... -right-one

It reckons I'm a Cunard kind of chap so it is not too far off the mark !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hell's teeth I came out as Silversea. Do they think I'm made of money?

[Jan Rosser]

Seaborn for me - in my dreams - can you imagine the single supplement

[qbman1]

That will have been the $600 bottles of wine that bumped up you two !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I dodged that bullet! The excursions question was rubbish though. "Get off and wander to find cheap tat to take home" wasn't listed. And on the entertainment question "watch the Headliners and a comedian you've never heard of telling jokes you have" was missing too.

[qbman1]

Hed they been on the list, you would definitely have been a P&O Man !

[Stephen]

Have we done this silly little "find your ideal cruise line" quiz before ?

http://www.cruisediscuss.com/which-crui ... -right-one

It reckons I'm a Cunard kind of chap so it is not too far off the mark !

Once I stopped feeling sea sick from the background sea visual it's 'Princess Cruises' for me.

[qbman1]

I wonder whether Towny will be a Calamity man ?!

[Stephen]

Thomas Cook, surely

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or Saga

[towny44]

I wonder whether Towny will be a Calamity man ?!

Close Cubie mine was Princess, and I would slot Celebrity and P&O alongside them as well.

[qbman1]

Interviewing this afternoon so I suppose I shall have to be polite !

[towny44]

You won't be doing a Donald Trump or Lord Sugar if you hire anyone then?