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It's Friday Fun Time

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of ’willies’ are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30’s and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration."

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The woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

She said, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"I can, if I take two," he replied

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What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story“

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And whilst we're on the subject.....
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Good news for insomniacs. Only two more sleeps till Christmas.
I was taught to be cautious

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oldbluefox wrote:
Good news for insomniacs. Only two more sleeps till Christmas.
:lol: :thumbup:

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?


Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Scare the kids at Hallowe'en with a Trumpkin !!
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.....and on the wine list today:
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