Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Nov 2016, 08:18

It's Friday Fun Time

Marty, we have to go back!

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Nov 2016, 08:19

I feel sorry for Americans having to choose between them two.
I've not trusted a Clinton since they charged me £4.50 for a birthday card, and I've not trusted a Trump since that curry last weekend!..

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 11 Nov 2016, 08:40

A highways agency warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a scarf, hat, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. I looked a right pr*t on the bus this morning.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Nov 2016, 11:21

True story....

"Man marries a 10ft COBRA he believes is his reincarnated girlfriend"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... mailonline

Could get a little uncomfortable at bedtime !!

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Unread post by **qbman1** » 11 Nov 2016, 11:28

Sign outside a pub in Clerkenwell....

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Nov 2016, 12:23

I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 11 Nov 2016, 16:30

Murphy's not at work today

Unread post by **Stephen** » 11 Nov 2016, 17:05

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 11 Nov 2016, 18:34

Where do I apply.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 12 Nov 2016, 09:25

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Where do I apply.

For the fish & chips, or the snake ?!

Unread post by **Onelife** » 13 Nov 2016, 10:31

Happy Birthday mate......

A little boy walks into his parents' room
Then wears a quizzical frown
When he see his Mom on top of his Dad
Bouncing up and down.

The mother quickly dismounts,
Worried about what her son saw
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
Standing outside the door

He asks, 'What were you doing to Dad just then?'
She replies, 'Well, you know Dad is fat
He has a big tummy so sometimes
I get on top and make it flat.'

'Well, you’re just wasting your time, Mom,'
She is told by her bright young pup
Cos when you go out, the lady next door
Gets on her knees and blows it back up.

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