Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Raybosailor]

That should keep Cubie quiet Stephen

[oldbluefox]

Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...
"When I were a lad, me mother would send me down t'corner shop wi' ashilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras."

[oldbluefox]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious. Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her!
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"You ba****d! How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:

*"Who's calling?"

[Mervyn and Trish]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"

[Stephen]

A Chinese baby was born prematurely.

Parents named him Sudden Lee.

[Stephen]

The old classics are the best

https://youtu.be/SzeEq5MvNFg

[gfwgfw]

Greetings from rural Darzet

A very elderly bull and a very young bull overseeing a field of heifers

The young bull suggests they should rush in and have a heifer each

The old bull retorts no, let us stroll in an have the lot

Lubboo all

The Giant of Cerne Abbas

[Stephen]

Hello Graham

Hope you are well, and good to see you back on the forum.

Have good weekend

[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Not so ancient mariner]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"

Perhaps something like "sextarios quinquaginta, si placet" might be more likely

[oldbluefox]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five pints please"

Perhaps something like "sextarios quinquaginta, si placet" might be more likely

You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?

[towny44]

Trump Withdraws From Election

Breaking News

Trump withdraws from election due to brain tumor

It was discovered during a routine colonoscopy

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh if only that was true Towny!

[Not so ancient mariner]

You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?

No, Tullie house. It comes from the writings of that well known Roman Patrician whose bust appears in the foyer there.

Ludicrus Spurius

[Stephen]

and his brother, arsolis pratis

[qbman1]

You been wandering about on Hadrian's Wall again notso?

No, Tullie house. It comes from the writings of that well known Roman Patrician whose bust appears in the foyer there.

Ludicrus Spurius

Lovely girl, Patrician.....and an even lovelier bust

[Stephen]

Someone's not aware of the date.

[qbman1]

Certainly am - just like to keep you on your toes !