Christmas Crackers

[Mervyn and Trish]

We always buy very classy crackers with up market gifts. Well you can never have too many clip on plastic moustaches or plastic film fish that curl up in a warm hand can you?

[Stephen]

We always buy very classy crackers with up market gifts. Well you can never have too many clip on plastic moustaches or plastic film fish that curl up in a warm hand can you?

We've stopped buying the posh crackers, it was getting too expensive having to replace the broken windows after throwing those metal chrome ring puzzles at them.

[qbman1]

Don't think we'll be having posh crackers. It'll be the usual P&O "no expense spent" variety !