The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I was just being polite Merv. Who is he again?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've no idea. I was off topic

[towny44]

I've no idea. I was off topic

That's generally true on any thread nowadays.

[Stephen]

Is old Onewife on a cruise. Haven't seen him on the forum lately.

[qbman1]

Still doing time !

[Stephen]

Argh, not surprised.

[qbman1]

But you may be surprised by what you capture on your new dogging cam

[Stephen]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

I know a few who do

[qbman1]

We have a road in Oxford called Crotch Crescent - wonder whether there is one of those in Stephen's village ?

[Stephen]

I'll check tonight when I'm down lovers lane.

[qbman1]

Wrap up warm - you'll need a scarf and gloves as well as that dirty old mac of yours !

[Mervyn and Trish]

And don't forget the dog....

[qbman1]

Why, does he have a mac too ?

[towny44]

Not enough red cards to penalise everyone who is not off topic.

[qbman1]

Did no one tell you ? On-topic is the new off-topic around here !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I thought I was off topic. Couldn't see a connection between dogs and lovers lane. However Towny..... if you think different..... just saying

[towny44]

I thought I was off topic. Couldn't see a connection between dogs and lovers lane. However Towny..... if you think different..... just saying

You need to be careful you don't get piked.

[Stephen]

Could be nasty. The mac is in the wash so I'll stay in tonight.

[qbman1]

Hope you have a good stain remover

[Stephen]

Shift it bang

[qbman1]

Probably the cause of half your problems in the first place

[towny44]

Just used the shift it bang on the shower tiles and some bits of stained grout, quite good at first glance but I will reserve judgement till it dries.

[qbman1]

Probably dissolve the tiles !

[Stephen]

Probably the cause of half your problems in the first place

Pop round and I'll try it on you.