The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Well, Doris didn't have that much of a blow !

[qbman1]

Thought you might be interested to see Aslan:

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He's the lion from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. He's being carved from the stump of an old cedar tree in our local park to mark the area's association with C S Lewis.

What a great way to utilise something that would otherwise just be cut down and dumped

[Stephen]

Get some nice logs from that.

[qbman1]

They should have one made of you in Promenade Park

[Stephen]

Who let you into Maldon

[qbman1]

I was a-salted

[Stephen]

Glad to see standards haven't dropped

[qbman1]

Very low, but we do have standards

[Stephen]

It's snowing.......now it' stopped. That'll make the evening news.

Chaos everywhere

[qbman1]

Funeral to look forward to on Wednesday. The old boy was 99 so I think you can call that "a good innings"

[Stephen]

You look foreward to funerals

[qbman1]

Got another one to go to now - no date yet though

[qbman1]

View from our office yesterday afternoon - they're coming to get me !!

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[qbman1]

This is Cunard's Valentines Day promo shot. I think the poor girl's head is on the wrong way round!!

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[Stephen]

Got another one to go to now - no date yet though

Are you in the book under 'rent a mourner'.

[Stephen]

View from our office yesterday afternoon - they're coming to get me !!

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Someone reported you working.

[qbman1]

Got another one to go to now - no date yet though

Are you in the book under 'rent a mourner'.

I just hope my dark suit still fits - I'll find out in the morning !

[Stephen]

Dry with white cloud for here according to the BBC weather on the iPad. So why is it raining oh useless weather person

[qbman1]

I blame the computer model (whoever she is !)

[Stephen]

I think you've started a trend. I've now gone from one to two funerals to go to in the space of two weeks. And oh dear, the trousers no longer fit. M&S to the rescue.

[qbman1]

Managed to get my trousers done up - just. Any watering of the eyes was purely due to the constriction !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Honey, I'm home

[Stephen]

Sorry, who are you again

[Stephen]

Managed to get my trousers done up - just. Any watering of the eyes was purely due to the constriction !!

I had thought of leaving mine part unbuttoned with the zip half way down on the day/s to relieve the pressure, but who needs 'that' kind of attention.

[qbman1]

Honey, I'm home

OK, dish the dirt - how many fights did you get into ?